I am SO sick of boring white men running this country and controlling our lives! Those in power at the White House (is that name a coincidence? I THINK NOT!!), among other American institutions (like CEO's and People Magazine's 50 Sexiest Men Alive) BLOW! Not only could this country use some brains behind the wheel, but also some eye candy.
Which is why my new #1 crush is Barack Obama (D-Ohio); SEXIER PLEASE.
I wish he fathered MY children! Lucky wench!
Ugh why I am such a sexual predator of just-recently-over-the-hump (at least in comparison to my juvenile 19-year-old self) men? I just love older men! I AM A SLAVE TO THE NEWLY-FORTY! I ALSO JUST DRANK WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE. I HAVE ISSUES BEYOND THE SCOPE OF THIS LJ AND I MUST GO CONFRONT THEM. AFTER LISTENING TO THIS SONG, WHICH IS ALL TOO APROPOS, JA?