ha ha
On the twelfth day of Christmas, wallacebizbot sent to me...
Twelve dave eggers drumming
Eleven queers piping
Ten letters a-leaping
Nine memoirs dancing
Eight trans a-milking
Seven journals a-sailing
Six porches a-grilling
Five augu-u-u-usten burroughs
Four wooly mammoths
Three david sedaris
Two hedonistic pleasures
...and an art in a cherokee.