“Here, now open it!” It’s close to screaming now and Nichkhun will be mad, which means a lot of nagging will soon drown them in self-loathing. Wooyoung takes the knife into his hand and starts to cautiously follow the seam underneath one of the many taped lines.
He doesn’t know what he’d expected to see but a life-size snow leopard is not one the many possibilities. The stuffed animal is huge and kind of scary-looking.
“Y-yeah, I like it a lot. Thanks, Chansung-ah.” He smiles like he hasn’t smiled for days, weeks, because this whole situation is so amusing; Chansung’s so amusing.
“But umm, what am I supposed to do with this?” Wooyoung dares to ask because it’s his birthday present and for him to fully enjoy it, he has to know.
“You ride it, of course.” Chansung states the obvious just as Jeonggam mewls in his sleep.
“You’re such a dummy sometimes, Woodong-ah.”
“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.” i'm too perverted for my good. wooyoung should ride it like he rides chansung *cough
i just loved the way you portrayed both of them here - chansung as his ever precious, slightly thick self, and the way you wrote wooyoung's thought process.
gah.
my otp.
i always love how you write them.
i love you and miss our 2pm talk sessions. fml. all the feels rn
lj's just a cockblocker sometimes. we still love it tho ;;A;; and i'm sorry that i just can't get into exo lol. i just don't like their music but the boys are all very very fine though!
chansung's been killing me lately with his awesomeness. wooyoung's gift, idk, if it's meant to be only a joke it's a pretty damn expensive joke imo (520$ for a stuffed animal o.O). the riding thing is supposed to be perverted lmao. gah i'm just lame and he's lame too hehe
meh, it's only a month before their new release. we'll survive, won't we? in the meantime you can spazz around other fandoms and then come back to oppars ogogogo
awwww ems deary deary? ahaha, you're sounding like granny gabeh now. but ily too~ ;A;
and babe, don't apologize for not liking exo, it's fine, really. i'm the one who should be apologizing - getting caught up with all these new sparkly shiny rookie groups and leaving my true oppars behind. i guess it's in my nature because as i've warned you, i am a kpop whore. ;~~;
here, have a daddy jyp macro that made me die of laughter:
isn't chansung always killing us by just being himself? guh. our babies are so preshus. but chansung is such a gorgeous maknae with that present, when i saw the photos on twitter i was like ugh ugh, my shipping heart. only our boys would be so cute and dorky.
the riding thing is supposed to be perverted lmao. gah i'm just lame and he's lame too hehe remind me of what my nickname is again? yeah. that's right. we're all lame but we're lame togedarrrrr forebaaaar~
meh, it's only a month before their new release. we'll survive, won't we? in the meantime you can spazz around other fandoms and then come back to oppars ogogogo ;A; ;A; ;A; one month is still so long. sadjask. i'll be counting down the days on my calender.
gabeh is a creepy mother. seriously, she's outside your window, like right now. she's nowhere and everywhere at the same time
can you see how teddy's slowly corrupting your mind, em? even the way you reply is like his lmao i die slowly corrupting? SLOWLY CORRUPTING!? gah. he's evil, i swear, an evil cute oppa. srsly. have you seen his picture? i die. i thought he was some masculine swag-tastic guy but no, he's cute as fuck. and i'm assuming the way I reply is like his is by how i use the bold? yes? no? ahkababahpoo. it's just ten times easier than italics and just 'pops' (almost wrote poops. ahaha roflmao, i'm such a dork)
WAIT WHAT OMG THAT IDIOT. HE SAID TO ME HE WANTS TO PROTECT HIS GEO LOCATION AND STUFF AND HE GOES AND SHOWS YOU HIS PICTURE. OMG WHAT CONSPIRACY IS THIS SHIT.
and yeah, the use of bold lol. it looks easier too hahah. ahkahbakahpoo. aww ems stop being so kawaii, ottokeeeee. i am such a multilingual person omg cant handle myself.
you are such a dork
oh oh oh oh i wrote a daejae. you mad HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DON'T WORRY, HE WONT TELL ME HIS LOCATION EITHER. BUT I COAXED HIM INTO SHOWING ME HIS PICTURE BECAUSE a) I'M AWESOME LIKE THAT, 2) I SHOWED HIM A PICTURE OF ME. the end. ohohohoho, jelly? /raises eyebrows suggestively)
gahhk, i miss talking to you like this, even if it is only via lj comments cause I know if i go on skype i won't finish the assignments i'm working on. ;A; ilyyyyyyyyyyyy.
ahkahbakahpoo is not cute, what cha talking about, lynneu? my friend was laughing at me today because I kicked my toe and kept screaming out poopoopoopoopoo instead of swearing T^T annoying little prick he is. hu hu hu~
and i'm only a dork for you~ you bring out the greasy corny side of me.
ew. daejae. ew lana del rey. do you know she's dating axl rose from guns n' roses? jamesy is heaps pissed cause he's always had this kinda crush on axl even if he is 213214124 years old. ahaha XDD but eww. daejae. at least my daejong is getting larger in length /evil laugh/ and babe, you prolly won't support it, but I kinda really like shipping himup after reading some awesome fics about them.
they're threatening to over take daejong ;A; it's scary, babe.
omg em you're all over the place jesus. i question your sanity.
and daejae is like l;askdakl;dlk;askl;akl;sdalk;sdkl;alk;kl; they're so cute together i die. violent sobbing. they're so cute aaaaaacckkkkkkkkk !@#&*(@#%^&*()_@#$%^&*()#$%^&* and she's dating axl rose???? bwhahahahahaha omg eww god why. he's so old. how cute of james lol crushing on an old guy. and the problem with jongup pairings is that the kid's so young. i just can't handle nc-17/r or anything bc i picture him playing with zelo or dancing to silly songs or smth like that. with daejae i can do stuff lol. they're legal and beautiful. and you're right, himchan belongs to yongguk (or maybe me). he just takes care of the kids ;;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;;
omg em you're all over the place jesus. i question your sanity. you're only questioning it now? really? reallyyy? idek now days...
daejae is the stereotypical pairing that I normally dislike in a fandom. i don't know why but I just can't get into it. But I ship younglo in a cute fluffy way. And I would ship jonglo if everyone stopped writing jongupie as some evil sadist ;___; And daejong ftw okay, okay? yes? good. Daehyun is only two years older after all. Bangzelo is the icky yuck pairing. I just can't ship it. Sure Jelo follows him around like a lost puppy, but dude, come on. /forever lost/
Anyway, in my AU daejong I've aged everyone upwards in order to make everything work. idk, i'm a pedonoona so no regrets and no nc-17 fics with jongupie~ woop woop.
He doesn’t know what he’d expected to see but a life-size snow leopard is not one the many possibilities. The stuffed animal is huge and kind of scary-looking.
“Y-yeah, I like it a lot. Thanks, Chansung-ah.” He smiles like he hasn’t smiled for days, weeks, because this whole situation is so amusing; Chansung’s so amusing.
“But umm, what am I supposed to do with this?” Wooyoung dares to ask because it’s his birthday present and for him to fully enjoy it, he has to know.
“You ride it, of course.” Chansung states the obvious just as Jeonggam mewls in his sleep.
“You’re such a dummy sometimes, Woodong-ah.”
“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.”“You ride it, of course.”
i'm too perverted for my good. wooyoung should ride it like he rides chansung *cough
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i just loved the way you portrayed both of them here - chansung as his ever precious, slightly thick self, and the way you wrote wooyoung's thought process.
gah.
my otp.
i always love how you write them.
i love you and miss our 2pm talk sessions. fml. all the feels rn
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lj's just a cockblocker sometimes. we still love it tho ;;A;;
and i'm sorry that i just can't get into exo lol. i just don't like their music but the boys are all very very fine though!
chansung's been killing me lately with his awesomeness. wooyoung's gift, idk, if it's meant to be only a joke it's a pretty damn expensive joke imo (520$ for a stuffed animal o.O). the riding thing is supposed to be perverted lmao. gah i'm just lame and he's lame too hehe
meh, it's only a month before their new release. we'll survive, won't we? in the meantime you can spazz around other fandoms and then come back to oppars ogogogo
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deary? ahaha, you're sounding like granny gabeh now. but ily too~ ;A;
and babe, don't apologize for not liking exo, it's fine, really. i'm the one who should be apologizing - getting caught up with all these new sparkly shiny rookie groups and leaving my true oppars behind. i guess it's in my nature because as i've warned you, i am a kpop whore. ;~~;
here, have a daddy jyp macro that made me die of laughter:
isn't chansung always killing us by just being himself? guh. our babies are so preshus. but chansung is such a gorgeous maknae with that present, when i saw the photos on twitter i was like ugh ugh, my shipping heart. only our boys would be so cute and dorky.
the riding thing is supposed to be perverted lmao. gah i'm just lame and he's lame too hehe
remind me of what my nickname is again? yeah. that's right. we're all lame but we're lame togedarrrrr forebaaaar~
meh, it's only a month before their new release. we'll survive, won't we? in the meantime you can spazz around other fandoms and then come back to oppars ogogogo
;A; ;A; ;A; one month is still so long. sadjask. i'll be counting down the days on my calender.
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hahah omg lmao daddy's so fine hahahahh i can't with him aa;al;as;lsa;lk;a
i knowwwwww our babies ;;~~~~;;
can you see how teddy's slowly corrupting your mind, em? even the way you reply is like his lmao i die
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can you see how teddy's slowly corrupting your mind, em? even the way you reply is like his lmao i die
slowly corrupting? SLOWLY CORRUPTING!? gah. he's evil, i swear, an evil cute oppa. srsly. have you seen his picture? i die. i thought he was some masculine swag-tastic guy but no, he's cute as fuck. and i'm assuming the way I reply is like his is by how i use the bold? yes? no? ahkababahpoo. it's just ten times easier than italics and just 'pops' (almost wrote poops. ahaha roflmao, i'm such a dork)
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WAIT WHAT OMG THAT IDIOT. HE SAID TO ME HE WANTS TO PROTECT HIS GEO LOCATION AND STUFF AND HE GOES AND SHOWS YOU HIS PICTURE. OMG WHAT CONSPIRACY IS THIS SHIT.
and yeah, the use of bold lol. it looks easier too hahah. ahkahbakahpoo. aww ems stop being so kawaii, ottokeeeee. i am such a multilingual person omg cant handle myself.
you are such a dork
oh oh oh oh i wrote a daejae. you mad HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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gahhk, i miss talking to you like this, even if it is only via lj comments cause I know if i go on skype i won't finish the assignments i'm working on. ;A; ilyyyyyyyyyyyy.
ahkahbakahpoo is not cute, what cha talking about, lynneu? my friend was laughing at me today because I kicked my toe and kept screaming out poopoopoopoopoo instead of swearing T^T annoying little prick he is. hu hu hu~
and i'm only a dork for you~ you bring out the greasy corny side of me.
ew. daejae. ew lana del rey. do you know she's dating axl rose from guns n' roses? jamesy is heaps pissed cause he's always had this kinda crush on axl even if he is 213214124 years old. ahaha XDD but eww. daejae. at least my daejong is getting larger in length /evil laugh/ and babe, you prolly won't support it, but I kinda really like shipping himup after reading some awesome fics about them.
they're threatening to over take daejong ;A; it's scary, babe.
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i question your sanity.
and daejae is like l;askdakl;dlk;askl;akl;sdalk;sdkl;alk;kl; they're so cute together i die. violent sobbing. they're so cute aaaaaacckkkkkkkkk !@#&*(@#%^&*()_@#$%^&*()#$%^&*
and she's dating axl rose???? bwhahahahahaha omg eww god why. he's so old. how cute of james lol crushing on an old guy. and the problem with jongup pairings is that the kid's so young. i just can't handle nc-17/r or anything bc i picture him playing with zelo or dancing to silly songs or smth like that. with daejae i can do stuff lol. they're legal and beautiful. and you're right, himchan belongs to yongguk (or maybe me). he just takes care of the kids ;;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;;
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i question your sanity.
you're only questioning it now? really? reallyyy? idek now days...
daejae is the stereotypical pairing that I normally dislike in a fandom. i don't know why but I just can't get into it. But I ship younglo in a cute fluffy way. And I would ship jonglo if everyone stopped writing jongupie as some evil sadist ;___; And daejong ftw okay, okay? yes? good. Daehyun is only two years older after all. Bangzelo is the icky yuck pairing. I just can't ship it. Sure Jelo follows him around like a lost puppy, but dude, come on. /forever lost/
Anyway, in my AU daejong I've aged everyone upwards in order to make everything work. idk, i'm a pedonoona so no regrets and no nc-17 fics with jongupie~ woop woop.
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i will patiently wait for your daejong.
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daejong will be here. one day.
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