I'm eating a huge bowl of pasta salad right now.
It all started when Christine came over. I lost Lost in Translation so she got hungry and I guess I was too. So she was like "HEY, let's order half pineapple half sausage pizza!!!". So I found money in my dirty laundry. We didn't know the number to Pizza Hut. So we called 411. It turns out that 411 was busy!?!?. It was the craziest thing. We called Matt and he gave us the number to Pizza Hut. We call Pizza Hut and they tell us that they don't want to deliver our pizza! Damn them, why do they have to be so goddamn lazy? So we tried getting the DOmino's number from Matt but he won't help. So then we decided we wanted cereal and Ramen noodles, but ramen noodles has meat in it! So I had to please the vegitarian and told her that we should make pasta. Then I told her it was my life-long dream to make it with tuna. SO we made a huge batch. Now my family's going to love me.
So did any of you guys know that I have bionic strength? Seriously.
So did any of you guys know that I have bionic strength? Seriously.