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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I pulled yourshade's hair (-5 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September I donated bone marrow to xmetal_juliet in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (232 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
walkinglips