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[walkerton]

Man, Maggie had to tell me how to make warm milk. That's like being taught how to make toast.

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[_gerald]

One day, you'll learned how to make iced tea!

[mythos_9]

Perhaps, someday, she'll teach him how to boil an egg.

[mrs_keradon]

Not sure about that. With as much cooking as I can do, boiling an egg still gives me trouble.

[gwalla]

Depends. If it's soft boiling, it's fucking hard.

[kapitan_obvious]

That's a good woman you've got there. Maybe one day she'll let you in on the mysteries of boiling water.

[absurdhero]

Toast can be burned.

Warm milk can be... uh... overwarmed.

[weds]

Warm milk can be boiled.

[absurdhero]

Yes, but 'overwarmed' sounds funnier.

[weds]

Mmm, different disaster modes.

(Why, no, it didn't take me several rounds to figure out how to scald milk without welding all the milkfat to the pot...)

[grafxman256]

You pour milk into a toaster to make it warm?!?!

[thesalsa]

That's one way. But, it also burns down the kitchen. Maggie's way probably stops that.

[spacelem]

Cup. Milk. Microwave 2m20s (depending on power). Drink.

Or in my case, leave on desk and forget about it until it goes cold... meh.