This congestion in my nose is KILLING ME. Seriously. It came on without warning. I can't taste food. The decongestants I take are seriously LIKE CRACK and keep me up all night so I'm tired during the day, even when I've taken them in the morning and should, you know, be all hyper and crazy and shit. I'm a MOUTH BREATHER, and my throat feels like fire. Plus, my nose is all cracky, bleedy, and peely from the number of times I've had to blow my nose in the past three days.
OH MY GOD, SINUSES. YOU ARE ANGRY. I GET THAT. LET'S HAVE A SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS THIS LIKE REASONABLE ADULTS, SO YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING NORMAL, K?
BOO, YOU WHORES.
Also, I'm nearing the end of week two, beginning week three of my fucking period, AGAIN. What the fuck is wrong with my uterus? Why does it not know how to say no? I got all kinds of stupid tests done last time to try to answer this question, and the only answer seemed to be "because it feels like it." Thankfully, THANK THE DEAR LORD JESUS, the doctor I saw before is on my new insurance, so I can go back to her and get birth control again. Birth control makes me slightly insane, but it's better than this. Way, way better than this.
In closing, I have two videos that have made all of this bearable.
The first, Turk and JD singing about their guy love on Scrubs. Apparently everyone I know in fandom has seen this already, but I hadn't. I'm watching Scrubs all the way through though, and just finished season six. So enjoy that. Again. :p
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The second is Straight No Chaser singing their version of the twelve days of Christmas, which, if you have not seen it, is freaking MAGICAL, okay? You just have to see it. AWESOME.
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