look out kids, it's sparkle motion!
It's so late it's early again. But I saaaaw Neeeew Mooooooon.
As if you could be these days.
But hey, whatevs. So there was this epic fucking cunt rag on Team Edward sitting somewhere up and to the left of me, because the two heavy Bella/Jacob scenes in the movie, she had one of her fucking cunt rag friends call her and just let her phone ring and ring and ring. At some point I yelled "turn off your fucking phone," because I didn't quite understand that she was doing that ON PURPOSE. Believe me, if I'd understood the "on purpose" thing at the beginning, I would have walked up there and thrown down, middle of the movie or not.
So I liked this movie ever so much better than the first. I'm not sure if it's the new director, new script writers, the fact that Edward and Bella couldn't be making giant moony eyes at each other the whole time because Edward wasn't even there the vast majority of the time.
I think that might be it, actually. See, reading the books, whatever. I'm sold on the Edward/Bella thing, if only because Jacob in Eclipse kind of disgusts me, and I was preconditioned to love Edward/Bella by the trash I read as an infant. Idk, regardless. Like them in the book. But as they are realized by Pattinson and Stewart? Ugh, I find them so annoying. If I have to hear Bella say one more time that she just cannot live without Edward, or see Edward's face twist in some horrible mixture of pain and disgust when he kisses her, I'm going to kill someone. Jacob (as realized by the ever so delicious Taylor Lautner) was a breath of fresh air.
Even if the wolves looked really fake and dumb.
Oh! And there was more Alice, which I definitely liked, and not enough Emmett, which was boo. And Jasper's hair was somewhat better? At least? AND OMG DAKOTA FANNING. HAHAHA. She has three lines in the movie, but she upstaged all of those bitches. God, I love Dakota Fanning. She could act the part of a paper bag and I'd still want to see it, because she would rock the fuck out of it.
And yeah. Now it's time for me to sleep.
As if you could be these days.
But hey, whatevs. So there was this epic fucking cunt rag on Team Edward sitting somewhere up and to the left of me, because the two heavy Bella/Jacob scenes in the movie, she had one of her fucking cunt rag friends call her and just let her phone ring and ring and ring. At some point I yelled "turn off your fucking phone," because I didn't quite understand that she was doing that ON PURPOSE. Believe me, if I'd understood the "on purpose" thing at the beginning, I would have walked up there and thrown down, middle of the movie or not.
So I liked this movie ever so much better than the first. I'm not sure if it's the new director, new script writers, the fact that Edward and Bella couldn't be making giant moony eyes at each other the whole time because Edward wasn't even there the vast majority of the time.
I think that might be it, actually. See, reading the books, whatever. I'm sold on the Edward/Bella thing, if only because Jacob in Eclipse kind of disgusts me, and I was preconditioned to love Edward/Bella by the trash I read as an infant. Idk, regardless. Like them in the book. But as they are realized by Pattinson and Stewart? Ugh, I find them so annoying. If I have to hear Bella say one more time that she just cannot live without Edward, or see Edward's face twist in some horrible mixture of pain and disgust when he kisses her, I'm going to kill someone. Jacob (as realized by the ever so delicious Taylor Lautner) was a breath of fresh air.
Even if the wolves looked really fake and dumb.
Oh! And there was more Alice, which I definitely liked, and not enough Emmett, which was boo. And Jasper's hair was somewhat better? At least? AND OMG DAKOTA FANNING. HAHAHA. She has three lines in the movie, but she upstaged all of those bitches. God, I love Dakota Fanning. She could act the part of a paper bag and I'd still want to see it, because she would rock the fuck out of it.
And yeah. Now it's time for me to sleep.