i am a gentleman
Went to see The Tale of Desperaux last night. WAY CUTE movie, I really liked it. HOWEVER, in the hallway, there were posters for the new Star Trek, and I may have plastered myself against them for a few moments. Good LORD, those boys are hot.
So it's been a while since I've done a recs post (like MAY, which is ridiculous) and I've read a fuckton of fic since then. And gwentastic hasn't been pestering me for recs recently, but I figure someone there will appreciate this.
In no particular order....
CW RPS:
Open Mic Night at the Fremont by audrarose. 27,415 words. The one where Jensen's broken and bruised and Jared's holding all the band aids. Deliciously wonderful hurt/comfort.
Groove by annella. 1500 words. Which is pretty much 1000 words of them making out. It is glorious.
Warm Milk and Excedrin PM by lazy_daze. 2800 words. The one where Jared can't nap without Jensen. How flipping adorable is that?
The Fortress of a High Mind by dark_reaction. 12,384 words. The boarding school AU where they hate each other for a long time because they're actually incredibly gay for each other.
Mr. Piggles Makes a Match by destina. 4237 words. The one that is a giant ball of schmoop. Seriously.
Southland Tales (The More Things Change) by phaballa. The sequel to Last Stop: Chicagoland. Jared and Jensen decide to have another baby.
I Sing the Body Electric by chash. It's the third part of a trilogy, but they're linked at the top of this story. Anne of Green Gables, J² style.
Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam by chash. 17k words. The one where Jensen is a certifiable genius and Jared doesn't fit into his calculations.
Single Male Seeking Same by pocketfullof. 26k words. The one where they're two single dudes who decide to experiment.
Yes Sir (I Don't Mean Maybe) by hkath. 23812 words. The snarky hilarious one where they have a robot baby before they can have a real one.
Creeping Around In My Head by lazy_daze. 4300 words. The one that is pretty much a PWP about them moving in together.
South China Sea by tabaqui. The really awesome AU one where they're both soldiers in Vietnam.
After the Tone by kashmir1. The set after the show is over where Jared has to woo Jensen back.
Dirt On Our Uniforms by beckaandzac. The one where they're snooty prep school boys that love playing pranks and jerking each other off.
SPN:
Haha, so apparently I've only read one Wincest story since May. Yeah, I don't know.
if we keep living this fast, no one will have time to die by oxoniensis. 5512 words. The one where Sam falls and Dean catches him and there's some really hot firsttime action. Set in season 4.
Idol Slash:
(It's all D²)
Woke Up Married by celli. 17k words. The one where they wake up married in Vegas.
And after that the only ones I've really loved in this fandom are astolat's, which you can find here. Favorites are:
Real Forever If - the one where they have to have sex or they go mad. but it's not terribly porny, for all that they are constantly having sex.
Claused - the one where the record company makes them date.
Time of Your Life - the one where Archie knows what he wants and Cook won't sleep with him till he's old enough.
Fortunate Son - the one that isn't slash where they crash land on a snowy mountain.
due South:
Which, I mean, I'm sure ALL of you have read, but whatevs, I hadn't... (Also, they're all Fraser/RayK)
Hanged Man by cesperanza. The wonderfully angsty one where they start having sex, break up the partnership, stop having sex, and then start having sex again.
Some Strange Prophecy by cesperanza. The one with Victoria and Fraser having a "just divorced" crisis. Which ends up involving a lot of sex for Ray.
Sixteenth of June by resonant8. The one where Ray buys them a new bed.
American Way by resonant8. The one where Fraser has to pass for an American and decides to finally take exactly what he wants.
Loving North by resonant8. The one where they go North, post-series.
How Ray Got His Groove Back by thisisbone. The one where Ray trips and falls into a big gay relationship with Fraser and it is all resolved fairly quickly to everyone's satisfaction.
Ray Is Not Actually Graphing His Relationship With Fraser by sprat. Except for how he totally is. The hilarious one with graphs! That make constellations!
Beyond Embarrassment by cesperanza. The one where Fraser comes to haunt the fuck out of Ray.
With Six You Get Eggroll by cesperanza. The one set after the series where Ray and Fraser set up house in a big gay cabin and have six children. That's right, six.
Eight Sessions by cesperanza. The one where it all went down kind of awfully and they have to see therapists
Stick a Flag In Him And Call Him Mine by china_shop. The one where they don't make it out of the doorway.
New House by china_shop. The one where Fraser gets a new house and Ray helps him christen it.
Shedding the Miles Between by china_shop. The one where Ray goes north to find Fraser and Fraser's cabin has a milion people in it.
They Eat Pizza, Don't They? by brooklinegirl. The one where Ray owns a pizza place and Fraser is still a Mountie who tracked his father's killers to Chicago.
The Vecchio Problem> by china_shop. The one where Ray and Fraser make out but don't get together right away.
The Elevator Diaries by china_shop. The one that happens in an elevator.
Not Exactly Kubrick by china_shop. The intensely porny one where they watch a tape they made having sex and have some more sex.
Every Beautiful Thing by china_shop. The one where Ray plans an evening out and gets interrupted by an old friend and then gets uninterrupted later in the car.
Where The Story Changes by seperis. The one where Fraser's training Ray for the north.
SGA:
Lorne/Parrish:
Tree Of Life by lamardeuse. The one where Lorne and Parrish fall in love awesomely.
Stage Fright by lamardeuse. The one where David's new in the business and Evan's a jaded pro. Part of the GPFG 'verse.
John/Rodney:
Romance at the Roadkill Grill by lamardeuse. The one where Rodney is a chef and John is a fisherman.
The Difference Engine by copperbadge. The one where John has blinking lights for a brain.
Heart of Ice by crysothemis. The one where the aliens take away John's ability to love and Rodney fails to exercise willpower.
Bare by sheafrotherdon with art by crysothemis. The one where John's been held in a cell of some kind and doesn't remember anyone.
Nevermind by aesc. The one that is very stream of consciousness with the awesome art.
Equal and Opposite Reaction by darsynia. The one with the funky prison cell where they have to kiss to make the room move.
Be My Yoko Ono by kashmir1. The one where John is a bike messenger and Rodney falls in love.
Fun With Comas by toft_froggy. The one where Rodney has fun with comas and John falls in love.
No Light and Transient Cause (Director's Cut) by sheafrotherdon. The one where Rodney and John hook up in prison and then secede from Earth.
Mallrats AU by yin_again. The one where they all work in the mall and John's dad succeeds at not being an asshat.
Some Sweet Thing by dogeared, with art by beeej. The one that happens backward in the market with the jam.
Shoulder to Shoulder (The Rehab Remix) by crysothemis. which is a remix of a comment fic, Bumping Shoulders by wojelah. The one where Rodney tries to get John to admit he's not "fine". And then there is kissing.
A Small (Blue) Tale (In Which Control Is Found to be Overrated) by sheafrotherdon. The one where John channels Michael Phelps and Rodney has a secret speedo kink.
An Inaccurate Telling by chellefic and thegrrrl2002. The one where John tricks Rodney into dating him.
Catch-19 by mmmchelle. The one where they get married so John can still be the military commander of Atlantis.
Six Kinds of Comfort by kassrachel. The one where they cuddle on the couch after Rodney's brain surgery. Tag for The Shrine.
Dust by sheafrotherdon. The one where they're in a hotel room and John's slightly dirty and there is some awesome sex.
The Half Life of Carbon by sheafrotherdon. The one where Rodney doesn't get this whole sex thing until John kisses him.
The Children of War by justbreathe80. The one where Rodney never went to Atlantis, Jeannie did.
Go Out Swinging by giddygeek. The one where Rodney is almost deliberately obtuse and as a grand finale, Sheppard gets swallowed by a wall.
One Leg At a Time by Mallory Klohn. The one where John finds out that Rodney doesn't wear pants in his spare time. John Sheppard has learned a lot of things in his relatively short life, but there's only one thing he really knows, and that is that there are two kinds of people in this world: people who wear pants because they want to, and people who wear pants because they have to.
No Place Like Home by argosy. The one where John has a huge crush on Rodney, hops into parallel universes, and misinterprets the big idea.
Morituri te Salutant by ras_elased. The one where John is a gladiator and Rodney is a Roman senator and Kolya continues to make trouble in any universe.
Christmas in Kansas City by ras_elased. The one where John didn't really need to try so hard to seduce Rodney.
Stick Shift by ras_elased. The shorter race car driver one, with sex on the hood of the car.
Cultural Exchange by lamardeuse. The one where Woolsey enforces extracurriculars and John and Rodney learn to play the piano and the guitar, respectively.
Depth of Field by lamardeuse. The one where Rodney is a photographer and John runs a charity and has more secrets than he can handle.
Or Something Like It by semivowel. The one where John's influenced by truth serum and Rodney becomes his babysitter.
Sheppard Demolitions: We Blow Shit Up by yin_again. The one where John owns a demolition company and Rodney knows the art of blowing things up. And they have hot sex.
Call for Change by trinityofone. The one where they make campaign calls for Obama.
Hypnotic Confusion: or, That Time John Sheppard Got Involved with the Question of PDAs by sheafrotherdon. The one that is a short, sweet ficlet about repealing DADT.
And Glory Has No End; or Clementine by rinsbane. The painful, hurty, amazing one where they've had to abandon the city and Rodney spends years trying to figure out how to get back.
Third Chance by lamardeuse. The one where Rodney and Keller break it off and John flips his lid.
Mouthpiece by rheanna27. The one where they're each others puppets and puppet masters. All at the same time.
Breath by sheafrotherdon. The one that is a coda to Vegas, where John and Rodney know each other better than they think.
Si Muovo by Kass and Sihaya Black. The one where Rodney is a Jesuit priest and John is a bush pilot.
Starcrossed by lavvyan. The HILARIOUS one where the alien crashed into Rodney's heart.
So it's been a while since I've done a recs post (like MAY, which is ridiculous) and I've read a fuckton of fic since then. And gwentastic hasn't been pestering me for recs recently, but I figure someone there will appreciate this.
In no particular order....
CW RPS:
Open Mic Night at the Fremont by audrarose. 27,415 words. The one where Jensen's broken and bruised and Jared's holding all the band aids. Deliciously wonderful hurt/comfort.
Groove by annella. 1500 words. Which is pretty much 1000 words of them making out. It is glorious.
Warm Milk and Excedrin PM by lazy_daze. 2800 words. The one where Jared can't nap without Jensen. How flipping adorable is that?
The Fortress of a High Mind by dark_reaction. 12,384 words. The boarding school AU where they hate each other for a long time because they're actually incredibly gay for each other.
Mr. Piggles Makes a Match by destina. 4237 words. The one that is a giant ball of schmoop. Seriously.
Southland Tales (The More Things Change) by phaballa. The sequel to Last Stop: Chicagoland. Jared and Jensen decide to have another baby.
I Sing the Body Electric by chash. It's the third part of a trilogy, but they're linked at the top of this story. Anne of Green Gables, J² style.
Your Brains Are No Match For My Tractorbeam by chash. 17k words. The one where Jensen is a certifiable genius and Jared doesn't fit into his calculations.
Single Male Seeking Same by pocketfullof. 26k words. The one where they're two single dudes who decide to experiment.
Yes Sir (I Don't Mean Maybe) by hkath. 23812 words. The snarky hilarious one where they have a robot baby before they can have a real one.
Creeping Around In My Head by lazy_daze. 4300 words. The one that is pretty much a PWP about them moving in together.
South China Sea by tabaqui. The really awesome AU one where they're both soldiers in Vietnam.
After the Tone by kashmir1. The set after the show is over where Jared has to woo Jensen back.
Dirt On Our Uniforms by beckaandzac. The one where they're snooty prep school boys that love playing pranks and jerking each other off.
SPN:
Haha, so apparently I've only read one Wincest story since May. Yeah, I don't know.
if we keep living this fast, no one will have time to die by oxoniensis. 5512 words. The one where Sam falls and Dean catches him and there's some really hot firsttime action. Set in season 4.
Idol Slash:
(It's all D²)
Woke Up Married by celli. 17k words. The one where they wake up married in Vegas.
And after that the only ones I've really loved in this fandom are astolat's, which you can find here. Favorites are:
Real Forever If - the one where they have to have sex or they go mad. but it's not terribly porny, for all that they are constantly having sex.
Claused - the one where the record company makes them date.
Time of Your Life - the one where Archie knows what he wants and Cook won't sleep with him till he's old enough.
Fortunate Son - the one that isn't slash where they crash land on a snowy mountain.
due South:
Which, I mean, I'm sure ALL of you have read, but whatevs, I hadn't... (Also, they're all Fraser/RayK)
Hanged Man by cesperanza. The wonderfully angsty one where they start having sex, break up the partnership, stop having sex, and then start having sex again.
Some Strange Prophecy by cesperanza. The one with Victoria and Fraser having a "just divorced" crisis. Which ends up involving a lot of sex for Ray.
Sixteenth of June by resonant8. The one where Ray buys them a new bed.
American Way by resonant8. The one where Fraser has to pass for an American and decides to finally take exactly what he wants.
Loving North by resonant8. The one where they go North, post-series.
How Ray Got His Groove Back by thisisbone. The one where Ray trips and falls into a big gay relationship with Fraser and it is all resolved fairly quickly to everyone's satisfaction.
Ray Is Not Actually Graphing His Relationship With Fraser by sprat. Except for how he totally is. The hilarious one with graphs! That make constellations!
Beyond Embarrassment by cesperanza. The one where Fraser comes to haunt the fuck out of Ray.
With Six You Get Eggroll by cesperanza. The one set after the series where Ray and Fraser set up house in a big gay cabin and have six children. That's right, six.
Eight Sessions by cesperanza. The one where it all went down kind of awfully and they have to see therapists
Stick a Flag In Him And Call Him Mine by china_shop. The one where they don't make it out of the doorway.
New House by china_shop. The one where Fraser gets a new house and Ray helps him christen it.
Shedding the Miles Between by china_shop. The one where Ray goes north to find Fraser and Fraser's cabin has a milion people in it.
They Eat Pizza, Don't They? by brooklinegirl. The one where Ray owns a pizza place and Fraser is still a Mountie who tracked his father's killers to Chicago.
The Vecchio Problem> by china_shop. The one where Ray and Fraser make out but don't get together right away.
The Elevator Diaries by china_shop. The one that happens in an elevator.
Not Exactly Kubrick by china_shop. The intensely porny one where they watch a tape they made having sex and have some more sex.
Every Beautiful Thing by china_shop. The one where Ray plans an evening out and gets interrupted by an old friend and then gets uninterrupted later in the car.
Where The Story Changes by seperis. The one where Fraser's training Ray for the north.
SGA:
Lorne/Parrish:
Tree Of Life by lamardeuse. The one where Lorne and Parrish fall in love awesomely.
Stage Fright by lamardeuse. The one where David's new in the business and Evan's a jaded pro. Part of the GPFG 'verse.
John/Rodney:
Romance at the Roadkill Grill by lamardeuse. The one where Rodney is a chef and John is a fisherman.
The Difference Engine by copperbadge. The one where John has blinking lights for a brain.
Heart of Ice by crysothemis. The one where the aliens take away John's ability to love and Rodney fails to exercise willpower.
Bare by sheafrotherdon with art by crysothemis. The one where John's been held in a cell of some kind and doesn't remember anyone.
Nevermind by aesc. The one that is very stream of consciousness with the awesome art.
Equal and Opposite Reaction by darsynia. The one with the funky prison cell where they have to kiss to make the room move.
Be My Yoko Ono by kashmir1. The one where John is a bike messenger and Rodney falls in love.
Fun With Comas by toft_froggy. The one where Rodney has fun with comas and John falls in love.
No Light and Transient Cause (Director's Cut) by sheafrotherdon. The one where Rodney and John hook up in prison and then secede from Earth.
Mallrats AU by yin_again. The one where they all work in the mall and John's dad succeeds at not being an asshat.
Some Sweet Thing by dogeared, with art by beeej. The one that happens backward in the market with the jam.
Shoulder to Shoulder (The Rehab Remix) by crysothemis. which is a remix of a comment fic, Bumping Shoulders by wojelah. The one where Rodney tries to get John to admit he's not "fine". And then there is kissing.
A Small (Blue) Tale (In Which Control Is Found to be Overrated) by sheafrotherdon. The one where John channels Michael Phelps and Rodney has a secret speedo kink.
An Inaccurate Telling by chellefic and thegrrrl2002. The one where John tricks Rodney into dating him.
Catch-19 by mmmchelle. The one where they get married so John can still be the military commander of Atlantis.
Six Kinds of Comfort by kassrachel. The one where they cuddle on the couch after Rodney's brain surgery. Tag for The Shrine.
Dust by sheafrotherdon. The one where they're in a hotel room and John's slightly dirty and there is some awesome sex.
The Half Life of Carbon by sheafrotherdon. The one where Rodney doesn't get this whole sex thing until John kisses him.
The Children of War by justbreathe80. The one where Rodney never went to Atlantis, Jeannie did.
Go Out Swinging by giddygeek. The one where Rodney is almost deliberately obtuse and as a grand finale, Sheppard gets swallowed by a wall.
One Leg At a Time by Mallory Klohn. The one where John finds out that Rodney doesn't wear pants in his spare time. John Sheppard has learned a lot of things in his relatively short life, but there's only one thing he really knows, and that is that there are two kinds of people in this world: people who wear pants because they want to, and people who wear pants because they have to.
No Place Like Home by argosy. The one where John has a huge crush on Rodney, hops into parallel universes, and misinterprets the big idea.
Morituri te Salutant by ras_elased. The one where John is a gladiator and Rodney is a Roman senator and Kolya continues to make trouble in any universe.
Christmas in Kansas City by ras_elased. The one where John didn't really need to try so hard to seduce Rodney.
Stick Shift by ras_elased. The shorter race car driver one, with sex on the hood of the car.
Cultural Exchange by lamardeuse. The one where Woolsey enforces extracurriculars and John and Rodney learn to play the piano and the guitar, respectively.
Depth of Field by lamardeuse. The one where Rodney is a photographer and John runs a charity and has more secrets than he can handle.
Or Something Like It by semivowel. The one where John's influenced by truth serum and Rodney becomes his babysitter.
Sheppard Demolitions: We Blow Shit Up by yin_again. The one where John owns a demolition company and Rodney knows the art of blowing things up. And they have hot sex.
Call for Change by trinityofone. The one where they make campaign calls for Obama.
Hypnotic Confusion: or, That Time John Sheppard Got Involved with the Question of PDAs by sheafrotherdon. The one that is a short, sweet ficlet about repealing DADT.
And Glory Has No End; or Clementine by rinsbane. The painful, hurty, amazing one where they've had to abandon the city and Rodney spends years trying to figure out how to get back.
Third Chance by lamardeuse. The one where Rodney and Keller break it off and John flips his lid.
Mouthpiece by rheanna27. The one where they're each others puppets and puppet masters. All at the same time.
Breath by sheafrotherdon. The one that is a coda to Vegas, where John and Rodney know each other better than they think.
Si Muovo by Kass and Sihaya Black. The one where Rodney is a Jesuit priest and John is a bush pilot.
Starcrossed by lavvyan. The HILARIOUS one where the alien crashed into Rodney's heart.