crackfic of dooooom

[walkawayslowly]

HI LIVEJOURNAL. I SEEM TO BE SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS TODAY.

Okay, so ONCE UPON A TIME katjad and memphis86 were evil geniuses (or. were. uh. ALWAYS evil geniuses) and I am OFFICIALLY recommending the CRACKFIC CHALLENGE by posting a COWRITTEN AIM CONVERSATION CONTRIBUTION.

I have something else I already want to write about (CHICKENS! IT'S GENIUS!) but in the meantime....

walkawayslowly: KELLY. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BRAIN?
katjad: I DON'T KNOW
katjad: CLEARLY I KILLED IT
walkawayslowly: ARE YOU KEEPING IT IN A JAR?
katjad: OMGGGGG
katjad: AHAHAHA
katjad: SAM KEEPS DEAN'S BRAIN IN A JAR
katjad: AND HOOKS IT UP, MAD SCIENTIST STYLE, TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM
walkawayslowly: HAHAHAHAHA
walkawayslowly: OMG
walkawayslowly: DOES HE BUILD, LIKE, A ROBOT FOR IT? LIKE IN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES?
katjad: !!!
walkawayslowly: AND THE BRAIN IS IN THE ROBOT'S STOMACH?
walkawayslowly: AND MOVES THE LEVERS AROUND WITH THE LITTLE ARMY THINGS?
walkawayslowly: AHAHAHA. OMG. I AM PICTURING THE ROBOT COMING ON TO SAM NOW. "WHAT? I STILL HAVE FEEEEEEEEELINGS, SAM!"
katjad: OMGGGG
katjad: AND SAM IS LIKE
katjad: SIMULTANEOUSLY MORTIFIED AND TURNED ON
katjad: I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY ROBOT BROTHER.
walkawayslowly: AND A LITTLE GROSSED OUT, BECAUSE THE LITTLE BRAIN FEELERS KEEP CREEPING OUT TO STROKE HIS STOMACH.
katjad: EWWW YES
walkawayslowly: AND THE ROBOT'S MOUTH TASTES LIKE METAL.
walkawayslowly: BUT IT STILL LOOKS LIKE DEAN.
walkawayslowly: AND CAN WE JUST POST THIS CONVERSATION AS OUR CRACK FIC? BECAUSE IT IS CRACKY.
katjad: I THINK SO.
walkawayslowly: FANTASTIC.