Shit aint no joke!
Hey everyone! i just got out of Lacrosse and no one is on so i thought i would update. Well last weekend was to put it gentaly THE FUCKING SHIT! Kyle and I spent the night at Toni's house and holy fucking shit it was the shit and a half. Ok like we get there and we go to this bon-fire party, and on the way there Toni's sister comes up and is like Wanna ride? and Toni and i are like "FUCK NO!" so she took Diandra and Kyle there and on the way there Toni and I are like..."Dude lets go there LIKE WERE IN FUCKING NAM!" So where going AND CHARLE IS FUCKIGN EVERYWHERE! AND THEN WE HAD A MAN DOWN! AND THEN A CHARLE CAME OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND WAS LIKE "HEY! YOU KIDS WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUNNING DOWN MY DRIVEWAY!" AND MY QUICK THINKING WAS LIKE "UHH WERE IN NAM!" AND THEN WE FUCKING SPRINTED AWAY FROM THAT DYKE so we get there after a small fire fight and theres this kid named Mitch...Holy shit this kid is wasted off of his ass like no other and hes like "DUDE THIS IS KYLE AND HE LIKES AC/DC AND LACROSSE! AND THIS IS KEVIN! MAN UHH HE LIKES AC/DC AND HE FAILED" I sware to god it was the funnyest fucking thing on earth. So like the fire gets started with alittle help from Mitch lmmfao and like im comfertible and im tlaking to people and then Tonis sister is like "Derek Kevin Dad said that i have to take you home now" And that was fallowed with alot of drunkbegging for us to stay but in the end Mom and Dad won so we get home start chillin out Toni and I are playing Halo 2 its a close game then Diandra goes home and Toni's parents go to bed aand Toni Kyle and i are all talking and Kyle and I have Slideing shorts on so, i dont know how this came up we just desided to start putting stuff in them to make it look like we had major dick problems so i put two pool balls and a air hockey thing in there and it looks convineing like whoa so i get the great idea to walk upstairs (Where Toni's sister is watching T.V.) So i walk upstairs and you could tell she was looking but she just dident want to say "Hey man you're nuts are showing" so she finaly gets the joke so I say "Hey Toni...I think you need to strach me out big man ;-*" and he does! it was the funniest thing i have every seen holy shit then i humpped the shit out of him, Ok so Toni's sister goes to bed and Tonis like "Hey Kevin you want a beer?" And im like "What are you gay!? of corse i want one!" So we go upstairs and damn we hit up the beer and THEN some all in all Toni and I got fucked up "SHIT AINT NO JOKE " so im like wow im hungry so Toni Kyle and I took out like 2 pounds of cold turkey lmao and then were downstairs talking about funny shit like the Pope (Pour some out for a nigga) and sperm banks (Hey Jodi!! Hows it going?!" and then i like pass out for a half hour i guess, and i wake up and i had my boxers on and my slideing shorts on my shorts and Pj bottems on and i was wrapped up in a blanket so im like burning up so Tonis like Dude put you're feet on the cement so like 20 mins later i was like dude ok so im sitting there and like from what toni says i fell asleep while balenced on the arm of the chair...I dont know how the fuck i managed to sleep like that most of the night but i did lmao so that was the night and the next day we had a Fishing Tourny, I won the first heat and Toni won the second long story i dont feel like typeing it
Yesterday we had a game aganst Romeo and we fucking won in double overtime i like spazzedand that bastard Toni is the mother fucker that scored the game winning goal, i sware i love that kid and then we dumpped the water jug on him! it was awesome lets just keep this good luck going ok im done typeing this shit lol later homes
~Kevin
Lauren, I love you so much i just cant find the right words to explane it you mean so much to me you dont even understand.