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[walk_in_shadows]

(_) I have never been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I have never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(_) I have never cut myself on purpose
(_) I never have been in a fist fight
(_) I never had a 3-some
(_) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I have never been caught masturbating
(_) I have never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole anything from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never have been fisted and/or have fisted anyone
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(_) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(_) I never have eaten sushi
(_) I never have been snowboarding
(_) I never have been happy with myself
(_) I never have met a movie star
(x) I never had sex in a pool
(x) I never went to a prom
(x) I never bungee jumped
(x) I never have been to a pop concert
(_) I never have dated someone for over a year, close though 8 months.
(x) I never sold naked pictures of myself
(_) I never ate a mango
(_) I never mooned somebody
(x) I never masturbated in public
(x) I never killed anyone before, my friend has...in front of me...scary shit.
(x) I never went sailing
(_) I have never had a job
(_) I have never lost anyone close to me