Since Jayne's got stuck playing tour guide - and ain't that way down on the list of things he'd like to be doing with his day - he's at least gonna be tour guiding places he gives a crap about.
Therefore: "You get yourself lost lookin' at hairthings or shawls or any a that girly crap, you're findin' your own gorram way home, you got it?"
"I got a delivery set up for a couple hours from now," Jayne says, considering. "Shouldn't be too much trouble to add to the package - assumin' you got the cash on you," he adds, giving X a sudden beady look.
Jayne nods - good enough - and abruptly starts heading through the crowd.
For the record, when it comes to getting through crowded spaces, Jayne goes in straight lines, not wriggles; in his worldview, people should be avoiding him, not vice-versa. This does mean that he leaves a fairly clear path behind him.
He does get a few muttered curses in his wake, but it's not like that's going to bother Jayne.
A few minutes, and then Jayne draws to a halt, in front of a brightly-colored candy stall - pink-and-white-striped awning, display case filled with eye-burningly bright gummies, dyed chocolates, and lollipops.
Therefore: "You get yourself lost lookin' at hairthings or shawls or any a that girly crap, you're findin' your own gorram way home, you got it?"
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Then she nods, just once.
"Okay."
Beat.
"I do not like shawls."
Beat.
"They get in the way."
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He is not really in favor of women's clothing in general. Obstructs the view!
"Well."
Beat.
. . . he knows what's out; he ain't really sure what's in. Whores, which would be his first choice, are probably a no-go.
"You got, uh, things you're needin' to get?"
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Then--
"There are places to buy weapons?"
She can afford to replenish her stock now.
Bouncing is a good way to make money.
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"You wantin' the sharp-edged kind, the shootin' kind, or the explosive kind?"
He doesn't bother asking if she'll be wanting over-the-table or under. If you're visiting Serenity, 'under' is kind of assumed.
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Her reply is prompt.
"Guns are also useful."
She doesn't need sharp things. Those are part of the package.
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He ain't paying for her weaponry.
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Way up.
"Bar exchanged some for me."
Beat.
"It is okay."
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For the record, when it comes to getting through crowded spaces, Jayne goes in straight lines, not wriggles; in his worldview, people should be avoiding him, not vice-versa. This does mean that he leaves a fairly clear path behind him.
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And it has only a little to do with protecting Jayne's back.
Just in case.
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A few minutes, and then Jayne draws to a halt, in front of a brightly-colored candy stall - pink-and-white-striped awning, display case filled with eye-burningly bright gummies, dyed chocolates, and lollipops.
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Then, very carefully, she scents the air.
Maybe it is a front?
Or maybe Jayne just has a sweet tooth?
She is not sure.
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However, right now he's only here for Option A.
"Hey, xin gan," he says to the girl sitting placidly in the front. "Run back and get me Shona real quick, dong ma? Got a girl needs some gobstoppers."
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There is no curiosity in her expression.
"That is what they are called here?"
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"Here, you mean this here stall? Sure. Other places you can go in the market, but Shona and me - well, we got an understanding."
Insert leer.
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"It does not smell like sex."
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