Wild 95.5 Part Two

[walbizza]

I was on the radio again today. The Kevin and Virginia Show had a contest where you call in and rap about Kevin losing his hair and the best rap wins a $200 MP3 player or the cash value. Well guess who won. This dude Bob Joh-......Uh...No Wait.. I won. Yup, MC A-wall, aka DJ Digitalex, has won a radio rap contest, and I am going to the station later today to claim my prize. Here are my prize winning lyrics:

Time to spit a rhyme about Kevin going bald
I'm sure loosing your hair doesn't have you to enthralled

But there are some benefits to having a shiny dome piece
You'll never have head lice and those bugs are beasts

Keeping up with hair fashion can be quite a feat
You can just switch toupees and that's pretty neat

It always sucks to wake up with bed head hair
but you don't have to worry 'cause there'll be nothing there!

Justin (the producer) I know this week you had it rough,
Kevin bald like Buddha so rub his head for good luck
Or Virginia's belly since she had the tummy tuck

Kevin and Virginia on Wild 95.5's my Favorite show
Kevin you lucky your balding ass ain't on T.V. and instead the Radio!

Word up. Big shout out to the hair club for men! As Chingy puts it. "I hate the way I'm loosing my Hur"
I'm fresh out the cage like Animal Crackers, Peace out.