The Bruce Wayne Arse-Kicking Hour.
Ah, the classic Batman movie. In which the fate of the world rests in the hands of a man wearing a hat with ears on it, and Lee Meriwether has an amazingly hot arse.
Anyway, as I was watching Bruce Wayne wearing the hell out of an Ascot while fighting the Joker, the Riddler, the Penguin, and a whole punch of piratey-looking dudes because why the hell not?, it occurred to me that, while Adam West's Batman was cheesily awesome, Adam West's Bruce Wayne was just plain awesome. Seriously, he had great outfits, badass moves, and loads of money.
You could have made a great TV series that was just Bruce Wayne punching criminals in the teeth and then hitting on random beautiful women who are blatantly really supervillains.
Try to tell me that wouldn't have been awesome.
Anyway, as I was watching Bruce Wayne wearing the hell out of an Ascot while fighting the Joker, the Riddler, the Penguin, and a whole punch of piratey-looking dudes because why the hell not?, it occurred to me that, while Adam West's Batman was cheesily awesome, Adam West's Bruce Wayne was just plain awesome. Seriously, he had great outfits, badass moves, and loads of money.
You could have made a great TV series that was just Bruce Wayne punching criminals in the teeth and then hitting on random beautiful women who are blatantly really supervillains.
Try to tell me that wouldn't have been awesome.