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D503Integrator: hi i saw u on facebook, wanna sleep together
me: who the hell are you
me: my facebook picture is a friggin spoon
D503Integrator: yeah but I know you're not a spoon
D503Integrator: cause spoons cant talk
me: obviously
me: but i didn't say i was a spoon
me: i said the picture was
me: and anyway i don't even know you and i haven't seen your pic before
D503Integrator: ok
D503Integrator: if i show u my pic will you consider sleeping with me
me: no
me: you're ridiculous
me: you know that?
D503Integrator: sure
D503Integrator: i consider it a strength though
me: are you even a cornell student
D503Integrator: yeah i am
me: do i know you
D503Integrator: no
me: how did you find me then
D503Integrator: I searched for single girls who put down "whatever i can get"
me: oh
me: and you thought that by that, i meant sex?
D503Integrator: well no
me: ok good cause i didn't
D503Integrator: well what did you mean
me: nothing really
me: maybe i should take that off
me: if it gives people the wrong ideas
D503Integrator: no
D503Integrator: i think im the only one
D503Integrator: you should keep it on
me: too late
D503Integrator: ok
me: you're really desperate aren't you
D503Integrator: i dont think i actually care about sex very much anymore
me: that's good
D503Integrator: i used to but i think now i just ask out of habit
me: it's an unhealthy obsession
me: you should get out of that habit
D503Integrator: why
me: it's not very appealing for lack of a better word
D503Integrator: are you anti-sex
me: not particularly
me: sex with random strangers, yes
D503Integrator: so why are you an engineer
me: no particular reason
me: why do you care?
D503Integrator: cause i am curious about people
me: then you should try to meet them in person
me: instead of stalking through facebook and aim
D503Integrator: im not stalking anybody
D503Integrator: besides, how could i meet you in person . . . i dont even know what you look like
me: thank GOd
me: i know i'm not the only person you've just randomly imed
D503Integrator: yep
me: so what's your problem
D503Integrator: who says i have a problem
me: i do
D503Integrator: ok
D503Integrator: well then maybe you can tell me what you think my problem is
me: no really should stop
D503Integrator: i do sometimes
me: who the hell says, "hi i saw u on facebook, wanna sleep together" when they first talk to someone
me: you don't even know me
D503Integrator: it only makes sense on aim
me: then you have a very warped view of what conversation, even online, should be
me: i suggest you work on that
D503Integrator: well usually i cant talk to people at all so this is better than nothing
D503Integrator: and you wouldnt want me to im you saying "hi i saw u on facebook wanna be my friend" cause that would be even more creepy and even more illogical
me: maybe if you try, instead of just wanting to sleep with people you "meet" on facebook
me: well no
me: facebook shouldn't be a means for any of that
D503Integrator: cause at least its possible to sleep with a stranger but it's not possible to be friends with a stranger
D503Integrator: your buddy icon is quite revolting
me: so
D503Integrator: just saying
me: it's natural
D503Integrator: so is sex with random people
me: pissing is a natural process
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what the hell. i can't believe i talked that long with some creepy messed up cornell kid. >_
me: who the hell are you
me: my facebook picture is a friggin spoon
D503Integrator: yeah but I know you're not a spoon
D503Integrator: cause spoons cant talk
me: obviously
me: but i didn't say i was a spoon
me: i said the picture was
me: and anyway i don't even know you and i haven't seen your pic before
D503Integrator: ok
D503Integrator: if i show u my pic will you consider sleeping with me
me: no
me: you're ridiculous
me: you know that?
D503Integrator: sure
D503Integrator: i consider it a strength though
me: are you even a cornell student
D503Integrator: yeah i am
me: do i know you
D503Integrator: no
me: how did you find me then
D503Integrator: I searched for single girls who put down "whatever i can get"
me: oh
me: and you thought that by that, i meant sex?
D503Integrator: well no
me: ok good cause i didn't
D503Integrator: well what did you mean
me: nothing really
me: maybe i should take that off
me: if it gives people the wrong ideas
D503Integrator: no
D503Integrator: i think im the only one
D503Integrator: you should keep it on
me: too late
D503Integrator: ok
me: you're really desperate aren't you
D503Integrator: i dont think i actually care about sex very much anymore
me: that's good
D503Integrator: i used to but i think now i just ask out of habit
me: it's an unhealthy obsession
me: you should get out of that habit
D503Integrator: why
me: it's not very appealing for lack of a better word
D503Integrator: are you anti-sex
me: not particularly
me: sex with random strangers, yes
D503Integrator: so why are you an engineer
me: no particular reason
me: why do you care?
D503Integrator: cause i am curious about people
me: then you should try to meet them in person
me: instead of stalking through facebook and aim
D503Integrator: im not stalking anybody
D503Integrator: besides, how could i meet you in person . . . i dont even know what you look like
me: thank GOd
me: i know i'm not the only person you've just randomly imed
D503Integrator: yep
me: so what's your problem
D503Integrator: who says i have a problem
me: i do
D503Integrator: ok
D503Integrator: well then maybe you can tell me what you think my problem is
me: no really should stop
D503Integrator: i do sometimes
me: who the hell says, "hi i saw u on facebook, wanna sleep together" when they first talk to someone
me: you don't even know me
D503Integrator: it only makes sense on aim
me: then you have a very warped view of what conversation, even online, should be
me: i suggest you work on that
D503Integrator: well usually i cant talk to people at all so this is better than nothing
D503Integrator: and you wouldnt want me to im you saying "hi i saw u on facebook wanna be my friend" cause that would be even more creepy and even more illogical
me: maybe if you try, instead of just wanting to sleep with people you "meet" on facebook
me: well no
me: facebook shouldn't be a means for any of that
D503Integrator: cause at least its possible to sleep with a stranger but it's not possible to be friends with a stranger
D503Integrator: your buddy icon is quite revolting
me: so
D503Integrator: just saying
me: it's natural
D503Integrator: so is sex with random people
me: pissing is a natural process
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what the hell. i can't believe i talked that long with some creepy messed up cornell kid. >_