Feb 14, 2005 16:15
first off, happy valentine's day to all.
so i'm sick again. it's no wonder. garth and jenn are sick too. i think it's just the flu, but i'll find out tomorrow what it really is...
i just really don't wanna be here. i'm behind in classes because i'm sick and i don't like them. it's raining here.
RANDOM QUOTE!
"girls say they don't poop, but that's a lie."
"yeah, and they say that they're on the pill, but that's a lie too."
more shit from my notebooks:
little things make my days worth living
little things make me want to get up in the morning
make me stretch and groan
eyes still full of sleep
offhand comments
passing remarks
little bits of conversation
stolen from here and there
i like to sit in the back of my class
and watch people
watch the professor interact with the other
"students"
i think it's funny
makes my days worth living out
makes me not jump in front of a
bus
and another:
i hate the way she tries to use me
i pointed it out to her
she said "that really hurts"
i said "i wasn't trying to hurt you - i was just being honest"
i should have said
"if it hurts, it's because it hit close to home"
or
"i sunk your fucking battleship, you ignorant fool.
you thought you could use me, outsmart me,
that i wouldn't know what was going on.
but you forgot,
i've been in a couple of relationships before
i know how people work
i'm not stupid."
and then, if i could combust, burst in to flames,
i would
last one, i promise:
WELCOME ALL VISITORS TO KUTZTOWN UNIVERSITY
home of binge-drinking football players,
numerous fine houses of alcohol,
wide assortments of pills and drugs,
endless cigarettes to fill dead space,
promiscuous sex with multiple partners,
all of whom have STD's,
asinine police,
inexperienced professors,
kids only going to school because they want to party,
illegitimate claims of lack of money,
designed to exsanguinate parents of their retirement funds,
to buy the next case of beer
or methamphetamines,
and the best
SHIT-YOUR-GUTS-OUT
cafeteria food this side of the Nile!
congratulations on arriving at the pinnacle of
WESTERN CULTURE!
that's it for this update, chiles.
you'll have to wait til i'm inclined to update this piece of internet garbage again to get your fix again.
until then, good luck, and remember:
it takes all kinds of fruit to make a fruit cup!