KHR: I Got My Eyes Set On You: Serenades and Slaughter (2/?)
And let the train wreck continue.
Summary: In which Mukuro continues his matchmaking quest, Hibari is not pleased, Dino doesn't know what is going on but he likes it, Tsuna and Gokudera should get a room already, and Chrome gets absurdly rich.
Genre: Crack fail, romance fail.
Character/Pairings: D18, 5927, 6996.
Timeline: TYL
A/N: Sequel to "You Know You Can't Deny".
***
Hibari was absolutely livid.
First, there was the fact that images from last night's incident hunted him in ways he was horrified that his mind thought of. Ways that made him almost think that he actually wanted to continue, wanted to do more.
He was sure that he would kill the first person who dares to talk to him on the spot. Though luckily, all workers in the mansion took a day off for some reason, as if they felt that there would be a massacre if they stayed.
There was also the fact that he was seeing a huge blimp broadcasting absurd rumors about his person.
Kill. Kill. Kill...
Somewhere else in this vast world, Mukuro felt the murderous thoughts, but he soon shrugged and decided to give Hibari some books about anger management.
The guy had issues.
"The Monte family is throwing a party on tomorrow's eve, inviting all of the families that made an attack on the Vongola and its allies a month ago. I just want you to warn them not to do it again."
The promise of setting order and punishing those who went over it was the perfect thing he needed right now. And so, Hibari accepted the mission, deciding to spare Sawada Tsunayoshi's life along with that.
If someone from the Vongola asked about why did he start making absurd amounts of property damage five minutes after entering the Monte mansion, Hibari would answer that he gave them a chance.
He entered through the door calmly.
Brought out his tonfas calmly.
Said, "All of you formed an alliance behind the Vongola's back and made that attack in Sicily, for that you'll be bitten to death," calmly.
And then he started breaking skulls, calmly.
So, in his book, he really gave them a chance.
He was having a good time really, putting his frustrations for still remembering that accursed incident into every strike, and putting his anger about the absurd claims that blimp was spreading around into every burst of flame.
"Kyoya?"
Hibari froze, letting go of the person he was about to beat. His eyes narrowed when he saw that Dino Cavallone was here, whip brought out in defense. "What are you doing here?"
"Tsuna sent me," Dino answered, avoiding the attempted knife slash a Monte guard wanted to inflict on him. "And I have some score to settle with them anyway; they attacked us too."
Hibari just gave a small nod and continued his bone breaking fest, letting the Cavallone do whatever he wanted.
But from the corner of his eyes, he saw him fighting and, even though he saw him like this many times before, couldn't help himself from staring.
The Cavallone looked different when he fought seriously, abandoning all of his herbivorous facade and embracing a carnivorous one, making quick, sharp strikes with that whip of his.
"You want him to use that whip in things that have no relation to fighting whatsoever."
The whip's leather shined as it flew all over the ballroom, lines and lines of defeated opponents following its trail, Hibari found it so fascinating for some reason.
"Hibari Kyoya, you really, really, really like Dino's whip."
So what if he did? He finds the fact that such puny, leathery thing could be rather dangerous when used properly very interesting and that's all. He's Hibari Kyoya, weapons and tools to beat people up are his passion.
Liking the whip doesn't have anything to do with-
"Things that have many relations in the bedroom."
That!
Assuming that would be absurd, but Rokudo Mukuro was already hopeless in the aspects of sanity.
The whip suddenly went right beside his neck, the air it cut through causing him a shiver.
"Are you alright?" He saw Dino asking him in concern, and then Hibari realized that he was so absent minded that Dino had to interfere and beat the man who wanted to kill him from the back.
Finding himself enraged, Hibari started attacking, more vicious and murderous than before.
When the ballroom got filled with many people beaten up to a bloody pulp, Dino dragged Hibari away towards a back door far back in the mansion's kitchen. "There's a canal behind this door, my men called right now and told me that the police will be arriving here soon, they're waiting for us at the other side of the canal."
When they finally went through the door, the canal was right in front of them.
The thing is, it was much deeper than Dino thought and there was nothing they could use to get to the other side.
"Ciao!" a man in a gondola greeted, gesturing for them to hop in. And seeing that they didn't want to swim now when it was a kind of a chilly night, Dino and Hibari did as told and took their seats, pointing to where they wanted to go.
The man nodded in understanding and began paddling, though it was a bit-
"You're slow," Hibari noted. "Go faster."
Apparently, the guy didn't understand him; for he smiled and began singing.
"Whip away my sorrows, whip away my frights~!"
Hibari wished that he didn't know Italian, not knowing a word of it would've saved him from feeling incredibly pissed off.
"Whip away my reasoning, whip the passion into my nights~!"
Dino looked as though he didn't mind it much, he was even humming along.
Why is there a song about whips?
Because whips can make you feel good, his mind reasoned. And before he argued, he remembered feeling a pleasant shiver when Dino's whip went besides his neck.
So, how can a whip be used in fields other than fighting?
The answers his mind came up with were too tempting to resist pondering on.
"I found out where Mukuro went to, Tenth." Gokudera said over the phone, sounding happy and a bit smug about finding the whereabouts of the illusionist in an impressive amount of time.
Tsuna sighed in relief. "That's good! Thank you Gokudera and sorry if I troubled you with this."
"It's my pleasure, Tenth." He didn't know if it was him but Gokudera's voice sounded a bit... low and breathy when he continued, "Anything for you."
Anything for you...
It's ridiculous how these words made him flush in reaction to the many interesting mental images that his mind thought of.
"Tenth?"
Tsuna snapped from his thoughts when he realized that he was being silent for a while. "Sorry, I was thinking of something." And switching the subject, he asked, "Where is he?"
"He's in Venice, Tenth."
Why did he ask for Hibari to take his place in that mission in Venice if he was planning to go there in the first place?
Mukuro was planning something, something that involved Hibari.
And really, that's all he needed to stop him.
"We're going to Venice, Gokudera."
Summary: In which Mukuro continues his matchmaking quest, Hibari is not pleased, Dino doesn't know what is going on but he likes it, Tsuna and Gokudera should get a room already, and Chrome gets absurdly rich.
Genre: Crack fail, romance fail.
Character/Pairings: D18, 5927, 6996.
Timeline: TYL
A/N: Sequel to "You Know You Can't Deny".
***
Hibari was absolutely livid.
First, there was the fact that images from last night's incident hunted him in ways he was horrified that his mind thought of. Ways that made him almost think that he actually wanted to continue, wanted to do more.
He was sure that he would kill the first person who dares to talk to him on the spot. Though luckily, all workers in the mansion took a day off for some reason, as if they felt that there would be a massacre if they stayed.
There was also the fact that he was seeing a huge blimp broadcasting absurd rumors about his person.
Kill. Kill. Kill...
Somewhere else in this vast world, Mukuro felt the murderous thoughts, but he soon shrugged and decided to give Hibari some books about anger management.
The guy had issues.
"The Monte family is throwing a party on tomorrow's eve, inviting all of the families that made an attack on the Vongola and its allies a month ago. I just want you to warn them not to do it again."
The promise of setting order and punishing those who went over it was the perfect thing he needed right now. And so, Hibari accepted the mission, deciding to spare Sawada Tsunayoshi's life along with that.
If someone from the Vongola asked about why did he start making absurd amounts of property damage five minutes after entering the Monte mansion, Hibari would answer that he gave them a chance.
He entered through the door calmly.
Brought out his tonfas calmly.
Said, "All of you formed an alliance behind the Vongola's back and made that attack in Sicily, for that you'll be bitten to death," calmly.
And then he started breaking skulls, calmly.
So, in his book, he really gave them a chance.
He was having a good time really, putting his frustrations for still remembering that accursed incident into every strike, and putting his anger about the absurd claims that blimp was spreading around into every burst of flame.
"Kyoya?"
Hibari froze, letting go of the person he was about to beat. His eyes narrowed when he saw that Dino Cavallone was here, whip brought out in defense. "What are you doing here?"
"Tsuna sent me," Dino answered, avoiding the attempted knife slash a Monte guard wanted to inflict on him. "And I have some score to settle with them anyway; they attacked us too."
Hibari just gave a small nod and continued his bone breaking fest, letting the Cavallone do whatever he wanted.
But from the corner of his eyes, he saw him fighting and, even though he saw him like this many times before, couldn't help himself from staring.
The Cavallone looked different when he fought seriously, abandoning all of his herbivorous facade and embracing a carnivorous one, making quick, sharp strikes with that whip of his.
"You want him to use that whip in things that have no relation to fighting whatsoever."
The whip's leather shined as it flew all over the ballroom, lines and lines of defeated opponents following its trail, Hibari found it so fascinating for some reason.
"Hibari Kyoya, you really, really, really like Dino's whip."
So what if he did? He finds the fact that such puny, leathery thing could be rather dangerous when used properly very interesting and that's all. He's Hibari Kyoya, weapons and tools to beat people up are his passion.
Liking the whip doesn't have anything to do with-
"Things that have many relations in the bedroom."
That!
Assuming that would be absurd, but Rokudo Mukuro was already hopeless in the aspects of sanity.
The whip suddenly went right beside his neck, the air it cut through causing him a shiver.
"Are you alright?" He saw Dino asking him in concern, and then Hibari realized that he was so absent minded that Dino had to interfere and beat the man who wanted to kill him from the back.
Finding himself enraged, Hibari started attacking, more vicious and murderous than before.
When the ballroom got filled with many people beaten up to a bloody pulp, Dino dragged Hibari away towards a back door far back in the mansion's kitchen. "There's a canal behind this door, my men called right now and told me that the police will be arriving here soon, they're waiting for us at the other side of the canal."
When they finally went through the door, the canal was right in front of them.
The thing is, it was much deeper than Dino thought and there was nothing they could use to get to the other side.
"Ciao!" a man in a gondola greeted, gesturing for them to hop in. And seeing that they didn't want to swim now when it was a kind of a chilly night, Dino and Hibari did as told and took their seats, pointing to where they wanted to go.
The man nodded in understanding and began paddling, though it was a bit-
"You're slow," Hibari noted. "Go faster."
Apparently, the guy didn't understand him; for he smiled and began singing.
"Whip away my sorrows, whip away my frights~!"
Hibari wished that he didn't know Italian, not knowing a word of it would've saved him from feeling incredibly pissed off.
"Whip away my reasoning, whip the passion into my nights~!"
Dino looked as though he didn't mind it much, he was even humming along.
Why is there a song about whips?
Because whips can make you feel good, his mind reasoned. And before he argued, he remembered feeling a pleasant shiver when Dino's whip went besides his neck.
So, how can a whip be used in fields other than fighting?
The answers his mind came up with were too tempting to resist pondering on.
"I found out where Mukuro went to, Tenth." Gokudera said over the phone, sounding happy and a bit smug about finding the whereabouts of the illusionist in an impressive amount of time.
Tsuna sighed in relief. "That's good! Thank you Gokudera and sorry if I troubled you with this."
"It's my pleasure, Tenth." He didn't know if it was him but Gokudera's voice sounded a bit... low and breathy when he continued, "Anything for you."
Anything for you...
It's ridiculous how these words made him flush in reaction to the many interesting mental images that his mind thought of.
"Tenth?"
Tsuna snapped from his thoughts when he realized that he was being silent for a while. "Sorry, I was thinking of something." And switching the subject, he asked, "Where is he?"
"He's in Venice, Tenth."
Why did he ask for Hibari to take his place in that mission in Venice if he was planning to go there in the first place?
Mukuro was planning something, something that involved Hibari.
And really, that's all he needed to stop him.
"We're going to Venice, Gokudera."