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Sep 23, 2009 10:25

The Golden Girls pretty much sum up my life.

Dorothy: Ma, what is your sexual problem?
Sophia: I'm not getting any!

Sophia: I'm a sucker for natural beauty, and a gin and tonic.

Blanche: You know, it only takes one little dessert and suddenly, my panties cut off my circulation.

Blanche: What's the point of wearing this thing if I have nothing to put in it?
Sophia: I ask myself the same thing every morning when I put on my bra.
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