I'm never going to see Brokeback Mtn again. That doesn't mean much, unless you were hoping that I'd get you in to see it for free, which requires me to see it, too. So for those of you who haven't seen it and are unwilling to spend any money or time on it, I've got the perfect thing for you:
Brokeback Mtn reenacted in 30 seconds by bunnies!
http://www.starz.com/features/brokebackmountain/ It covers all the important plot points and skips all that pesky nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing that permeates the movie. And it's funny.