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Aug 27, 2007 19:02

Not to be that girl...but a better question might be who is that girl? who is she and why doesn't anyone want anything to do with her? what did she do in order to be that girl? there are a number of social faux pas that one could commit, a number of things one might say or do that could possibly turn her social lights off forever. do you think she has friends? that girl? do you think that her friends whisper behind her back all the time about her, and wonder what they're doing near her when they're "hanging out"? i hope that she has a family that makes her feel special, but then again, no one's family ever does, it's just a happy misnomer, like santa clause or love.
she's probably a smoker, loud and obnoxiously always to the point. she's probably either really late or so on time that everyone knows it. she probably checks her mail five to twelve times a day, and asks lots of self-important questions about "interpretation" in the middle of a core class with 300 people in it. she probably hooks up with that guy and they probably have average sex on an average of three nights a week. they probably have those people that they hang with, the ones that whisper behind their backs, and they probably know it, but pretend they don't. because they are those people.
she probably picks music from the radio and drinks a cocktail that no bartender is familiar with. the problem with that girl is that she's average in all the wrong ways. she doesn't stand in line, she takes pictures when she's not supposed to, she cooks mushrooms with baklava. she probably has a sexy room, so that when she goes to bed she doesn't feel like that girl, she feels like a woman. but you know and i know that she's just that girl. that girl, the one that everyone loves to hate, that girl that makes good grades and parties every night, and sleeps in when she wants to but gets important shit done. but she's average, and that's what she does know. she knows that she picks her music from the radio, she knows that she likes roses and babies and hot air balloons. and she thinks that she's so average, and that maybe the reason why people whisper is because they know the truth. about her mediocrity, about her fear of snakes and sometimes meeting new people.
so that girl, she has just as much insincerity as the rest of us. but she's famous, everyone wants to be that girl - secretly.

but she doesn't know it. because she's that girl.
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