I Give Up...

[waitingman]

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My Flooring jobs alert e-mail today:-

Flooring Sales Representative jobs in Sydney NSW within 50km

Spare Parts Interpreter / Sales Consultant
Harley-Heaven - Tempe NSW
What exactly do the spare parts have to say that needs to be interpreted? Or is it that Harley riders can't articulate their needs very well??

Senior Category Manager
Fluidra - Smithfield NSW
Machinery manufacturer... it's as close to flooring as this e-mail gets...

Store Manager
BP - Mosman NSW
A petrol station...?

Operations Supervisor - Factory Outlet
Ralph Lauren - Homebush NSW
Sports & leisurewear... really?

Womenswear Supervisor
Ralph Lauren - Homebush NSW
Women's sports & leisurewear... really???!!

Retail Marketing Manager
Stateside Sports - Mascot NSW
For a city in lockdown, apparently we're all still very sporty!!!

Seasonal Casual
Rebel - Wetherill Park NSW
More sports & leisurewear... really???!!!

So the apparent subtext of this e-mail, to me anyway, is - your industry is fucked... go get a real job, loser!!!
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