Modern Language

Jan 28, 2021 18:41

I may have touched on some of these before, but since they haven't gone away...

Why is something always "jaw-dropping" when it's merely surprising?

Why does everybody "break their silence", when all they do is issue a statement on an issue... or have their publicist do it on their behalf?

Furthermore, why do they "open up" about something, when it's really only an explanation?

Why is a piece of music, or video, said to have "dropped", when it is released for public viewing, or listening?

Why do a celebrity's 'fans' go into "meltdown", when said celebrity does something new, or changes their hairstyle?

Why is every little domestic innovation a "game-changer"? Or, if it's something really effective, it's "insane"?

And why do make-up free photos of (insert usually female celebrity's name here) "confirm the rumours"?

What rumours? Are they jaw-dropping? Can we get the celebrity to open up & break their silence by dropping an Insta-post? That would be a total game-changer & send me into meltdown...

It's insane

the english language, mediafail, this is the modern world

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