Yep, I'm prepared
All right, I got prepared for this "chaperone" to arrive while Harry went monkey-teasing and parrot-adopting.
Most drafty room in the house, check. Short sheeted the bed, check. Emptied all furniture and lighting from the room except said bed, check. I'm not court-ordered to make the chaperone comfortable and welcome.
... Oo, I guess maybe I should make a better impression?
... Nah.
By the way, Harry. I took the extra furniture to cozy up an old guest room that didn't look homey enough and had no little business man corner. Now it does. Looks ready to live in now.
Consider it my apology.
Now let's get to dinner and talk crazy fake-bloody-nudey pics.
Most drafty room in the house, check. Short sheeted the bed, check. Emptied all furniture and lighting from the room except said bed, check. I'm not court-ordered to make the chaperone comfortable and welcome.
... Oo, I guess maybe I should make a better impression?
... Nah.
By the way, Harry. I took the extra furniture to cozy up an old guest room that didn't look homey enough and had no little business man corner. Now it does. Looks ready to live in now.
Consider it my apology.
Now let's get to dinner and talk crazy fake-bloody-nudey pics.