Breakup papers SIGN THEM

Mar 17, 2006 21:53

HARRY. You will find a physical copy of this waiting for you, but this is the public display to prove that I've submitted it and that it hasn't changed from the public version to the version you sign. Signatures are magically binding. You WILL sign your copy of the papers, you WILL make this OFFICIAL ENOUGH for you, got it?

Full name of party submitting this document: Ginevra Molly Weasley
Permanent mailing address: The Burrow, Ottery St. Catchpole, England, United Kingdom, Earth
Current mailing address: Sixth Year Girls' Dormitory, Gryffindor Tower, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Undisclosed Location, United Kingdom, Earth

IN THE WIZARDING COURT OF THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC IN THE COUNTRY OF ENGLAND

Plaintiff: Ginevra Molly Weasley vs. Defendant: Harry James/Danger Potter

COMPLAINT FOR BREAKING UP

The Plaintiff states under oath:

1. Residence of the Parties. I am now and have been under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Magic for at least six (6) full weeks prior to the filing of this action. Defendant is currently under the jurisdiction of The Ministry of Magic.
2. Dating of the Parties. The parties began dating in The United Kingdom on Uncertain Date, and are still recognised as Girlfriend and Boyfriend.
3. Grounds for Break Up.

  • Abuse, verbal/written; repeatedly referring to Girlfriend as "insane" and variations thereof
  • Revealing confidential information to Muggle Studies professor
  • Mocking Girlfriend's turn to Dark Side instead of attempting rescue
  • Further mocking Girlfriend's out-of-control spin (caused by Boyfriend)
  • Causing Girlfriend to miss O.W.L.s due to said spin, necessitating a makeup exam
  • Failure to credit Girlfriend for role in rescue from book
  • Unannounced desertion on/around September 20, 1997
  • Refusal to discuss said desertion
  • Continued avoidance of communication throughout said desertion
  • Avoidance of Girlfriend's attempts to officially break up
  • Refusal to accept break up/insistence on breaking up in person
  • Irreconcilable differences exist between parties
  • Prioritising attempts to save world over spending time with Girlfriend
  • Girlfriend's wish to date another party, Michael Corner
  • Addendum: Suggests that he wishes to be gay/"loves the cock"
4. Pets of the Parties. The parties have no shared pets.
5a. Girlfriend's Pet/s.
    [ ] None.
    [ ] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Girlfriend during the relationship; however, Boyfriend did not share them:              
    [X] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Girlfriend prior to the relationship; however, Boyfriend did not share them: Arnold; pygmy puff
5b. Boyfriend's Pet/s.
    [ ] None.
    [ ] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Boyfriend during the relationship; however, Girlfriend did not share them:              
    [X] The following pet/s was/were adopted by Boyfriend prior to the relationship; however, Girlfriend did not share them: Hedwig; owl
6. Separate Holdings. (Land and/or Personal Property and/or Businesses)
    [ ] None.
    [X] Prior to or during the relationship, the Boyfriend acquired the separate property listed on the attached “Exhibit A”. That property should be confirmed as the Boyfriend’s separate property. Girlfriend should be ordered to return to Boyfriend any such property in Girlfriend’s possession.
    [X] Prior to or during the relationship, the Girlfriend acquired the separate property listed on the attached “Exhibit B”. That property should be confirmed as the Girlfriend’s separate property. Boyfriend should be ordered to return to Girlfriend any such property in Boyfriend’s possession.
7. Debts.
    [X] The Plaintiff has no knowledge of any unpaid debts.
    [ ] It would be fair and equitable for the court to order the Boyfriend to pay the following debts
    [ ] It would be fair and equitable for the court to order the Girlfriend to pay the following debts
8. Debts Incurred Since Latest Break-up. The parties last broke up on November 07, 1997. It would be fair and equitable for the court to order that each party will assume any debt incurred by that party since the date of break-up. The court should order each party to pay those debts as or before they become due and to hold the other party harmless from any obligation concerning those debts.

VERIFICATION: I swear I have read this Complaint and state that all facts included are true.
    WHEREFORE, plaintiff desires judgment as requested above.
    DATE MARCH 17, 1998.

Signature of Plaintiff:

SUBSCRIBED AND SWORN to before me this Friday of March 17, 1998.

Official Document Signer for Ministry of Magic
Residing at:                
My Commission expires:                

terry boot, neville longbottom, colin creevey, me, albus dumbledore, michael corner, harry potter

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