I have a friend who is a homophobe.
Is there anything more useless than being a homophobe? He had the audacity the other day to say that, and I quote,
"This country would be a whole lot better if there weren't so many queers."
"Ya know what, the next time you have a thought, just let it go. Ya know we're all gay it's just to what degree you're gay."
And he said, "That's not true, I ain't gay at all."
"I can prove it."
"Fine, prove it."
"Alright do you like porn?"
"Yeah I like porn."
"Well do you only like women on women?"
"No I like watchin a man and a woman make love."
"Well do you like the man to have a half size flaccid penis?" "No, I like him to have a huge hard throbbing cock
*GAAAAAAASP*...I did not know that about myself."