Matthew Putnam, or Putty, or BAP!
Hey! Today is Matthew Putnam's 22nd birthday! So, be
a good and honest person and call him or send him a
message on Myspace telling him how you admire his
consistency at being a total badass and how you wish
you could be just like him. Because, honestly, this world
needs more Matthew Putnams in it, and if the day ever
comes that he is to be cloned, I will sleep peacefully
knowing and happily being able to boast that I call
the prototype for the revolution of awesomeness
my best friend. Happy birthday Matthew, may your
spirit never die as you age in years. Now, get your ass
over to my house and lets make some badass music.
a good and honest person and call him or send him a
message on Myspace telling him how you admire his
consistency at being a total badass and how you wish
you could be just like him. Because, honestly, this world
needs more Matthew Putnams in it, and if the day ever
comes that he is to be cloned, I will sleep peacefully
knowing and happily being able to boast that I call
the prototype for the revolution of awesomeness
my best friend. Happy birthday Matthew, may your
spirit never die as you age in years. Now, get your ass
over to my house and lets make some badass music.