Feb 07, 2009 02:01
this is halarious i found it in one of my open diarys
comp lab wit sammy 1/19/2005
im in da computer lab wid sammy and we just wrote an essay this is it. lol it is funny
I am wearing Rainbow undies. This is my pride of my sexuality. Rachel is a lesbian. I am very proud of her for coming out and telling the world about her love for other women. ::Pats on back:: Hmmm Sammy is bisexual she is attracted to guys and women. Lets see. When I was knee high to a grasshopper I noticed Rachel was different from the others. I blame Kyle. But even though Sammy blames Kyle Rachel blames Sammy. The guy next to me has funny facial hair. I want to touch it. But Rachel doesn’t want to touch it cuz she doesn’t want to touch a guy. She wants to touch Sammy. Sammy anus. O yea she wants to slap her butt so hard. Oo La La. My chin tingles. But anyways it is Sammy’s fault Rachel is different. How so? Cuz Sammy did like in May. How so? Because Rachel didn’t like girls till Sammy came along. Oh yes bc I’m so sexy. I’M TOO SEXY TOO SEXY FOR MY BODY. No its cuz we were having a convo about how their wuz only 3 girls I would date if I was bi then yea well its just her fault. BC I’M TOOSEXY TOPO SEXY FOR MY BODY. Actually I’m Fat I gained weight. It made me cry when I got on the scale last night. So Sammy has an obsession for Angie Peone. EWWWWWWW, I’d kill myself. Also she has an obsession for Kyle Schick and to top it off she has an obsession for Leanna. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW man I’d shoot myself. I like Dan. Oh Yes. Daniel Timothy Paige. He gets mad when I use his middle name. Samantha Lynn Bray Loves Cornball. Oh man, oh man. That is NASTY. I Love You. Awww I love you too. Hmmm soy.lol its funny
idk i totally dont remember writing this i mean i do certain parts of it but for the most part i dont