My subconscious has been watching too much South Park.

[waiting4beckett]

I have my alarm clock set to NPR. When it went off this morning, they were talking about the government's economic stimulus plan, which involves giving $600 to individuals below a certain income level. I wanted to know more, but my will was weak, so instead I hit the snooze button and went back to sleep.

Then I dreamed nobody could figure out how to get their $600, and so we all just stood around waiting for the money to literally come out our asses.