[text|journal] Happy Halloween!

[waitforsuperman]

I hope everyone had a great time this year- I didn't get to go to Romano's party which was kinda not cool, but I had other plans! I didn't get to go trick-or-treating for long this year, I'm seriously going to need to find some kid that will go with me... Or at least someone that looks like a kid! Then we can dress up together and I can pretend to

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[talks_to_nisse]

Kidnapping is still illegal.

[waitforsuperman]

Kidnapping?! I MEANT, LIKE, GETTING A COUSIN. OR A FRIEND'S KID. IN A LEGAL WAY.

[talks_to_nisse]

There is no way to legally purchase humans.

[waitforsuperman]

I WASN'T GOING TO BUY ONE.

[talks_to_nisse]

Then how were you planning on acquiring one?

[waitforsuperman]

I was going to ask for one! LIKE A FRIEND OR A COUSIN.

[talks_to_nisse]

And what were you going to do with it after? A child isn't exactly a videogame to borrow.

[waitforsuperman]

Dude, Sindre, chill. You're not my older brother, just lay off!

[talks_to_nisse]

Which is why you're not literally getting slapped upside the head.

[waitforsuperman]

And which is why you have no friggin' right to lecture me like I'm FIVE!

[talks_to_nisse]

The right to lecture you comes from the fact you act like you're five.

[waitforsuperman]

Just leave it, Sindre- you are always so goddamn condescending- get off your high horse!

[talks_to_nisse]

Whereas you are perfect in every decision you make, and anyone who points out flaws speaks heresy.

[waitforsuperman]

Anyone who keeps ramming it down my throat! If you'd look at the comments I'd already agreed with you!

You treat me like such a child! I have enough parents in my life right now and you are just a cheery on the top of the Let's Nag on Alfred sundae!

[talks_to_nisse]

And I'm treating you the same way I have since I pulled your fool ass in out of the cold. If other people agree with me this time, well, I think that tells you what a poor idea it was.

[waitforsuperman]

Well maybe I've changed in the last FEW YEARS.