[action!] Bro Bonding Extravaganza
[if anyone cares to call the Williams-Jones residence from the night of the 30th, they will be met with the following message:
Thanks for calling, but Mattie and Al are gonna be gone until the 5th for their annual birthday four-days-of-bro-bonding extravaganza. If it's an emergency call their cells but besides that have an awesome Independence Day!
and Canada Day!
Yeah- whatever. See you soon Liberty!]