[text] this is not desperate

[waitforsuperman]

TO:
Ivan
[I left my Spanish textbook at your house. I want it back.]
5:50P Mon Dec 20

TO:
Ivan
[And my salami.]
5:52P Mon Dec 20

TO:
Ivan
[Not that I care that much. It just happens to be at your house.]
5:54P Mon Dec 20

TO:
No recipient
[We need to talk...]
6:00P Mon Dec 20

Comments

{Text Message} To Alfred | Sent 18:31

[das_vedanya]

Your textbook is lying in the study room. Can't say much about your... salami. What is it you really want?

[text] To Ivan | Sent 18:34

[waitforsuperman]

Well bring it to me. Just drop it off at the Myrtle House and fine, leave the goddamn salami.

I don't want anything.

{Text Message} To Alfred | Sent 18:39

[das_vedanya]

You sent me three messages within ten minutes. You're bothering me about Italian meat and a textbook. You obviously want something...

[text] To Ivan | Sent 18:41

[waitforsuperman]

It's good meat and I need to sell that textbook.

I want you to bring me my textbook.

{Text Message} To Alfred | Sent 18:45

[das_vedanya]

I can't make room in my work schedule to drop off a textbook...

[text] To Ivan | Sent 18:48

[waitforsuperman]

Oh I'm sorry doctor. I didn't know you were too busy. Well fucking forgiiiiive me.

{Text Message} To Alfred | Sent 18:52

[das_vedanya]

What do you really want Jones? No one cares this much about a textbook.

[text] To Ivan | Sent 18:59

[waitforsuperman]

Oh are you trying to say you know me?! Fuck you, I can care about whatever the fuck I want.

{Text Message} To Alfred | Sent 19:10

[das_vedanya]

Good night Jones.