[note/blog] Wednesday Budget - Anyone need a worker?

[waitforsuperman]

[if someone were to rummage around in Alfred's jacket, they would find a very crumpled, half ripped note with Alfred's handwriting all over it]

Call agent, find showhome.

2256.13$ - Money saved up from twenty-one years of being alive
3.42$ - Money found under/between cushions of the couch
10.00$ - Borrowed from Dewi
20.00$ - Borrowed from Raj
20.00$ - Borrowed from Lucy

2309.42$ - Total
Costs
21.95$ - Suit dry-cleaning
1700.00$ - Ferrari rental (down from 2450.00$ because friend of a friend (remember to thank Uncle Sam))
281.00$ - Miscellaneous [there's another word here but it's been scratched into oblivion]
431.00$ - Waaaaaay too-expensive hotel
51.00$ (PER PERSON) - Expensive fancy restaurant make reservations
130.00$ - Dom Perignon (AND THIS WAS THE CHEAPEST)
8.18$ - Two Grande Lattes (one black; one cinnamon on top)
139.00$ - Ray-Ban aviators. Mine.
290.00$ - D&G aviators. Ivan's.

3103.13$ - Total

money missing: 793.71$

[and then at the very bottom, a sum circled]

800.00!!! FROM AUNT RORY.
(reminder: ask how in the hell she knows Ivan... Maybe bribe her with deep-fried bacon)

Uh... Anyone wanna give me a job? Like, ASAP?