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ok, i am going to take a minute to bask in my own glory...sorry....so last year i blew up like a fucking balloon from all the caf food, but this summer i tried to make a conscience decision to do better. it payed off. today i tried on my "skinny pants"...we all have them...and THEY FIT!!!!!!!! omg like 5 more lbs and they will look hot. lol, im so freaking excited. ok sorry....
so yes. natalia is right, everyones LJs have been pretty gloomy lately. so let me lighten up the feel a bit. my astronomy teacher is on crack. he runs about the room yelling excitedly about planets and stars and such. more excited than any normal human being should be about astronomy, but good for him. so the other day he was running around flailing his arms in the air and i noticed something strange. so i turn to the girl next to me who is taking precise notes on his rantings and i say "hey, do you think he is missing the nubs of 2 of his fingers?" with which she says "im not looking at his fingers, im concentrating on his words." as i begin to laugh histerically ALOUD, the teacher turns and looks at me and points me out (with his non existant fingers) so now i am almost peeing because he has just proved my point. he goes back to lecturing and i turn to the girl again and say "do you think he was pointing at me? i couldnt really tell since he is missing his fingers. do you think he lost them from doing too much crack, because he acts like hes on speed or somehting." the girl looks at me in disgust and gets up to move seats, except the whole class is FULL to the max so she has to stand in the back of the room for the rest of the hour and 15 min lecture. god im good. haha ok so i just read what i wrote and realized that none of you are gonna think this is funny because...well...you werent there. so just laugh at my retardedness and have a fabulous day.
so yes. natalia is right, everyones LJs have been pretty gloomy lately. so let me lighten up the feel a bit. my astronomy teacher is on crack. he runs about the room yelling excitedly about planets and stars and such. more excited than any normal human being should be about astronomy, but good for him. so the other day he was running around flailing his arms in the air and i noticed something strange. so i turn to the girl next to me who is taking precise notes on his rantings and i say "hey, do you think he is missing the nubs of 2 of his fingers?" with which she says "im not looking at his fingers, im concentrating on his words." as i begin to laugh histerically ALOUD, the teacher turns and looks at me and points me out (with his non existant fingers) so now i am almost peeing because he has just proved my point. he goes back to lecturing and i turn to the girl again and say "do you think he was pointing at me? i couldnt really tell since he is missing his fingers. do you think he lost them from doing too much crack, because he acts like hes on speed or somehting." the girl looks at me in disgust and gets up to move seats, except the whole class is FULL to the max so she has to stand in the back of the room for the rest of the hour and 15 min lecture. god im good. haha ok so i just read what i wrote and realized that none of you are gonna think this is funny because...well...you werent there. so just laugh at my retardedness and have a fabulous day.