I'm president of the fucking fanclub, yay!
Okay, so I was listening to my voice mail messages last night at work and heard one that I thought was to funny to keep to myself. So, of course, I must post it here. Apparently, friday night Molly and a few others(Landon and Lewis included) had a wee bit too much to drink while she was in Atlanta and called my cell phone. Yeah, so here it is in its entirety, one of the funniest things I've ever listened to...
Landon: "Hello?! Hello?! Who am I ca... Molly! Who am I calling?!"
Molly: "Tori!"
Landon: " Tori! Hey, what's up! This is Landon! I'm drunk off my fucking ass and I don't give a fucking shit either! So, I hear you have all my fucking sets saved on your fucking laptop?! That's fucking awesome!! You can be president of my fucking fanclub!"
*laughter from Molly and Lewis in the background*
Lewis: "Tell her..."
Landon: "Hi, I... Is she... Lewis says fuck you! But, and, so,... And, so, yeah, hey! If you see me online... I have a LiveJournal, fuck it! Hit me up if you see me online, bitch! GOD-DAMN, you so complicated! Well, yeah, alright, I'm handing you back to your sister and then we're going to go back to a friend's house and pass out politely! Holla, bitch!"
Molly: "Yeah, Tori, that was Landon! I'll talk to you later, bye!"
So yeah, that one had me laughing so hard at the high counter of the Waffle House I had to go outside for a minute. Needless to say, I was highly amused. Other than that, and a message from Krystal's boyfriend about her giving him permission to sleep(and I mean sleep... Zzzz...) with me, nothing else worth mentioning was uncovered last night.
Forever Yours,
The WaHo Kid
Landon: "Hello?! Hello?! Who am I ca... Molly! Who am I calling?!"
Molly: "Tori!"
Landon: " Tori! Hey, what's up! This is Landon! I'm drunk off my fucking ass and I don't give a fucking shit either! So, I hear you have all my fucking sets saved on your fucking laptop?! That's fucking awesome!! You can be president of my fucking fanclub!"
*laughter from Molly and Lewis in the background*
Lewis: "Tell her..."
Landon: "Hi, I... Is she... Lewis says fuck you! But, and, so,... And, so, yeah, hey! If you see me online... I have a LiveJournal, fuck it! Hit me up if you see me online, bitch! GOD-DAMN, you so complicated! Well, yeah, alright, I'm handing you back to your sister and then we're going to go back to a friend's house and pass out politely! Holla, bitch!"
Molly: "Yeah, Tori, that was Landon! I'll talk to you later, bye!"
So yeah, that one had me laughing so hard at the high counter of the Waffle House I had to go outside for a minute. Needless to say, I was highly amused. Other than that, and a message from Krystal's boyfriend about her giving him permission to sleep(and I mean sleep... Zzzz...) with me, nothing else worth mentioning was uncovered last night.
Forever Yours,
The WaHo Kid