Should I really be in charge of young children? Debatable.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[] You own a credit/debit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You’ve done your own laundry
[] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] You show up for school late a lot
[] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[] You’ve never gotten a detention
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you’re going to do something, you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study even when you don’t have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don’t need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[] You have been outside of Europe 3 or more times
[x] You make your bed in the morning
TOTAL (my mental age is): 26
Damn. I want to be younger D:
Also, someone mentioned that perhaps I shouldn't be teaching a room full of 5 year olds.
Y'know, with my issues and ASPD.
BUT I'M A FINE GOOD TEACHER. I DRAW TRIANGLES LIKE A PRO FUTHAMUCKERS.
I also feel ninja cause some kid thinks he's having scret conversations with his Spanish mate. Muahahaha, I speak Spanish you eejit >:)