props to myself.
here s the testimonial i wrote for mattress (aka nosearmy) on Friendster. i must say, it s a masterpiece:
"he s funnier than a coconut getting a shoeshine. he s smarter than 30 monkeys typing shakespeare. he s more fun than a rollercoaster on X. he gives plasma (not just for the money, either) he s the only friend of mine that has read more books than i have (except leann). well, maybe. we re pretty close. matt is my reason for breathing today. if he was a girl i d pull his hair and smack his ass. more often."
"he s funnier than a coconut getting a shoeshine. he s smarter than 30 monkeys typing shakespeare. he s more fun than a rollercoaster on X. he gives plasma (not just for the money, either) he s the only friend of mine that has read more books than i have (except leann). well, maybe. we re pretty close. matt is my reason for breathing today. if he was a girl i d pull his hair and smack his ass. more often."