Jeez, Why?
Okay, why not just say it now? In Bible-esque format, of course.
Dearest Poplous of Thy Holy LiveJournalth:
It Hath Dawned upon Thyself that I, waffus, Haveth Been Unable to Scribe, and I Quoth, "OMG!hoteye!sex!" Huddy for Quite Some Timeth. (Too Longth in Thy Sarcastic Opinionth of Mine.) Now, as to Why This Mayth Be, I Am Not Sureth. Is Thou Wonderingth if It Is Because Thy Snarktastic...-th Doctor Hath Been Only Shownth in Repeats? I Didst Ponder This, and I Didst Come to the Conclusion That, Yes, Possibly, That Couldth Be a Contributing Factorth. But Wait! Didst Thou Also Wonderth If There Isth Something Else? Because if Thou Didst, Then Thou Might as Well Be a Geniusth. Thereth Is, In Fact, Another Reason. It Might Beth the Abundance of House/Cameron Fanfictionth and the Trickleth of House/Cuddy Fanfiction coming from Thy Scribes, but Alas, How Amth I to Be Sure? For I Am Only a Poor Scribe, too, if Thou Had Forgotten. (I Thinkth It Is Time to Cut Backth on the "Th's".)
Anyway, Before I Slay Thou with Boredomth, I Shalt Say This Unto Thou: I Will Tryth, like Anything, to Scribe Fanfiction, but There Are No Guaruntees. If Thy Muse Strikes, It Strikes. Unfortunately, Though, It Is Locked In a Closet With Thy Holy Central Air, for It Is a...Well, Let us Not Useth Such Words in a Bible-esque Passage.
Thank You for Your Timeth. If You Have Any Questionths/Comments/Concerns/Whateverths, Do Not Hesitate to Give a Holler Across the Heavens. I Shalt Beth Trying to Disconnect Thy Muse's Central Air, for It Is Squanderingth Way Too Much Holy Energy Juice.
-- waffus
Dearest Poplous of Thy Holy LiveJournalth:
It Hath Dawned upon Thyself that I, waffus, Haveth Been Unable to Scribe, and I Quoth, "OMG!hoteye!sex!" Huddy for Quite Some Timeth. (Too Longth in Thy Sarcastic Opinionth of Mine.) Now, as to Why This Mayth Be, I Am Not Sureth. Is Thou Wonderingth if It Is Because Thy Snarktastic...-th Doctor Hath Been Only Shownth in Repeats? I Didst Ponder This, and I Didst Come to the Conclusion That, Yes, Possibly, That Couldth Be a Contributing Factorth. But Wait! Didst Thou Also Wonderth If There Isth Something Else? Because if Thou Didst, Then Thou Might as Well Be a Geniusth. Thereth Is, In Fact, Another Reason. It Might Beth the Abundance of House/Cameron Fanfictionth and the Trickleth of House/Cuddy Fanfiction coming from Thy Scribes, but Alas, How Amth I to Be Sure? For I Am Only a Poor Scribe, too, if Thou Had Forgotten. (I Thinkth It Is Time to Cut Backth on the "Th's".)
Anyway, Before I Slay Thou with Boredomth, I Shalt Say This Unto Thou: I Will Tryth, like Anything, to Scribe Fanfiction, but There Are No Guaruntees. If Thy Muse Strikes, It Strikes. Unfortunately, Though, It Is Locked In a Closet With Thy Holy Central Air, for It Is a...Well, Let us Not Useth Such Words in a Bible-esque Passage.
Thank You for Your Timeth. If You Have Any Questionths/Comments/Concerns/Whateverths, Do Not Hesitate to Give a Holler Across the Heavens. I Shalt Beth Trying to Disconnect Thy Muse's Central Air, for It Is Squanderingth Way Too Much Holy Energy Juice.
-- waffus