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[wafflemuffin]

If I were a month I would be:june
If I were a day of the week I would be:saturday
If i were a time of day I would be:5 o'clock
If I were a planet I would be: uranus...hahaha
If i were a sea animal I would be: mermaid
If i were a direction I would be: north...straight up
If i were a piece of furniture I would be: a giant pillow
If i were a sin I would be: adultry
If i were a historical figure I would be: i will be a historical figure...for mass murder or whatever else it takes
If i were a liquid i would be: a 40oz of mickeys
If i were a tree i would be: cherry
If i were a bird i would be: bluebird
If i were a flower/plant i would be a:oleander...beautiful but deadly..right?
If i were a kind of weather i would be: snow....
If i were a musical instrument i would be: bass guitar
If i were a color i would be: pink
If i were an emotion i would be: overwhelming
If i were a vegetable/fruit i would be: mango
If i were a sound i would be: the loudest most blood curtling scream ever
If i were an element i would be: gold
If i were a song i would be: "like a virgin"
If i were a poem i would be written by:a kid in kindergarden
If i were a number i would be: 420