10 reasons why I'm a psychopath
List 10 reasons why YOU think you may be a psychopath. Then allow others to comment on your reasons, adding or expanding on those as the day draws on....
Then paste your own 10 reasons into your own journals, biatches. And so continues the cycle of mental illness....
1. I only like drinking flat coke (after it has been shaken up and the air is let out)
2. I dislike Chips (American Translation - French Fries.) Whenever I visit Maccas, I order a Cheeseburger to replace them.
3. My room looks like a bomb site. People can barely sit in my car because it is so messy. Yet when I am at other peoples houses/or the general public, I clean EVERYTHING and if its not spotless, I fix it. Thats generally why work loves me =)
4. I drive my (automatic) car like it's a manual. When I move off from intersections I change the gears from 1, 2, 3, all the way to "D".
5. I remove the pickles from my burger (as you do), I eat the burger...then eat the pickles by itself.
6. I have 6 good luck charms in my car.
7. I named my goldfish Sushi.
8. I claim to be a free spirit but I secretly ADORE my material posessions.
9. I have a scary obsession with Gwen Stefani :)
10. The best photo's of me are the ones where I look stoned - But I'm quick to add that I'm not REALLY stoned....it just looks like I am =) Drugs are bad mmmkay.
Then paste your own 10 reasons into your own journals, biatches. And so continues the cycle of mental illness....
1. I only like drinking flat coke (after it has been shaken up and the air is let out)
2. I dislike Chips (American Translation - French Fries.) Whenever I visit Maccas, I order a Cheeseburger to replace them.
3. My room looks like a bomb site. People can barely sit in my car because it is so messy. Yet when I am at other peoples houses/or the general public, I clean EVERYTHING and if its not spotless, I fix it. Thats generally why work loves me =)
4. I drive my (automatic) car like it's a manual. When I move off from intersections I change the gears from 1, 2, 3, all the way to "D".
5. I remove the pickles from my burger (as you do), I eat the burger...then eat the pickles by itself.
6. I have 6 good luck charms in my car.
7. I named my goldfish Sushi.
8. I claim to be a free spirit but I secretly ADORE my material posessions.
9. I have a scary obsession with Gwen Stefani :)
10. The best photo's of me are the ones where I look stoned - But I'm quick to add that I'm not REALLY stoned....it just looks like I am =) Drugs are bad mmmkay.