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[wafels]

[Filtered to Netherlands. Only not, because she's drunk. Consider the entire post to be read in a rather slurred tone of voice.]

Ah... broer, I'm sorry, I-- I didn't mean to say you don't give good a'vice. You do. You really do. I like it when you try - it makes you seem sweet, y'know? Ah... I told you I'd be okay, though, and I'm okay! I'm okay

Comments

[makemebreakfast]

It's not good to drink so much. Someone might take advantage of you.

[wafels]

...you could hear it too? A-and n'body's gonna do that - I won't let 'em.

[makemebreakfast]

...of course I can hear it, it's right here plain as day on my phone.

It's cute, really.

[wafels]

The only one who shouldda been able to is broer...

[makemebreakfast]

Well, that's okay!

This just means more people can help you if you need it.

[wafels]

Donneed help. 'm just fineeee~ been drunker before!

[makemebreakfast]

That's not very healthy.

Doesn't so much alcohol hurt humans?

[wafels]

I'm not human, I'm Belgium!

[makemebreakfast]

That...doesn't make any sense!

[wafels]

Sure it does!

[makemebreakfast]

How can you be a country??

Oh...or is that just your name?

[wafels]

No, no, I'm the Kingdom of Belgium. Koninkrijk België, in Dutch! But you can also call me Ilse~

[makemebreakfast]

That makes even less sense! How can a person be a country?

Do all the little people live inside you?

[wafels]

Uh... no, not really!

You could say I'm more of a, um. Howzzit go? Physics.. physhical embodiment of Belgium. And there's a bunch of us!

[makemebreakfast]

Oh I get it!

Like an avatar for the country?

[wafels]

Yeah, sort of!