careers.
1.Director of Photography
(WTF? Am I Jessi now?)
2. Set Designer
(What I'm actually very interested in)
3. Social Worker
(I've been told I'd be good at this)
4. Costume Designer
(If I went for more than a year of sewing in high school, I'd so do this)
5. Addictions Counselor
(Oddly fitting.)
6. Clergy
(HAHAH religion. Oh career site, you slay me)
7. Art / Music Therapist
(Something else I've also seriously considered doing)
8. Sport Psychology Consultant
(Would make more sense if I wasn't a gimp)
9. Website Designer
(All these newfangled codes make my head hurt)
10. Special Effects Technician
(I would get away with this if I had any knowledge of this stuff. <3 our SPFX Tech on the show, though.)
11. Psychologist
(All the way down here? Wow.)
12. Actor
(Been told I'd be good at this, too. If only I could maintain a size -2)
13. Gerontologist
(Uhm.. not really.)
14. Animator
(I have no patience for animation)
15. Desktop Publisher
(Uhm... quoi?)
16. Fashion Designer
(Maybe for threadless... otherwise? I'm no Calvin Klein)
17. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
(Again, with the drawing. Huh?)
18. Director
(If only I could. I'd love to be a director.)
19. Multimedia Developer
(Uhm.. what?)
20. Probation / Parole Officer
(Could you imagine me trying to intimidate thugs? Ha)
21. Marriage and Family Therapist
(Wow, maybe it's good that I didn't go to grad school after all)
22. Religious Worker
(Again with the religion? WTF?)
23. Community Worker
(I did enough community service in high school to serve me the rest of my life, thx)
24. Artist
(HAHA ... no.)
25. Graphic Designer
(<3 Graphics. )
26. Computer Animator
(Again. No patience)
27. Comedian
(I'm only funny when I have people to go off of. Stand-up wouldn't be my thing)
28. Casting Director
(LOL... if only the hot would would be required to make out with me as part of their auditions)
29. Humanitarian Aid Worker
(Yeah. Kind of.)
30. Rehabilitation Counselor
(Yeah. Pretty much)
31. Musician
(If only I continued playing piano ... )
32. Medical Illustrator
(No??)
33. Composer
(Again with the piano)
34. Mediator
(You mean, I could get paid to do things I do every day anyway??)
35. Video Game Developer
(HAHAHAHAHA...)
36. Career Counselor
(anything with counselor in it, really.)
37. ESL Teacher
(I don't know enough Spanish for that ... )
38. Foreign Language Instructor
(Que Bueno!)
39. Occupational Therapist
(That's what my Grandma does)
40. Driving Instructor
(err?? WTF?)