"Why'd you wear that?"
from sixr18 and gay.com:
There's an old joke among Texas gays:
What's the first question asked in a Houston bar? "Do you want to go home with me?"
What's the first question asked in an Austin bar? "Do you want to get high with me?"
And what's the first question asked in a Dallas bar? "Why'd you wear that?"
Comedy, I love it. Oh how I miss Texas.
I'm sitting in the middle of hurricane Andrew, apparently; major storms hitting the area at the moment. So with that said I'm turning the computer off.
There's an old joke among Texas gays:
What's the first question asked in a Houston bar? "Do you want to go home with me?"
What's the first question asked in an Austin bar? "Do you want to get high with me?"
And what's the first question asked in a Dallas bar? "Why'd you wear that?"
Comedy, I love it. Oh how I miss Texas.
I'm sitting in the middle of hurricane Andrew, apparently; major storms hitting the area at the moment. So with that said I'm turning the computer off.