Weekend Fun

[wade_scott]

Once again, my fandom life now revolves around memes:



My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Remus Lupin gets a large, unsightly bruise in a scene written whilst Rowling was having an acid trip
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Eh, lame. But they got better:


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
J K Rowling gets pregnant by Salazar Slytherin never knowing the ultimate truth
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Hopefully Mulder and Scully make an appearance.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Voldemort is killed by Neville Longbottom after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds
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Now that's one I believe. Voldemort=Evil Incarnate=Mc Donald's.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Hermione Granger is killed by Remus Lupin in the Astronomy Tower
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I think I read a fanfiction like that once.

And finally:


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy is killed by Remus Lupin in a passage written by Salman Rushdie
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Because we couldn't kill of Snape, now could we?