HOLY UBER FUCK!!!!
omg omg omg omgomgomgomgogmomgomgomgomgomgomgomg... Something wonderful has finally happened to me... FINALLY!... oh... sorry... first of all *smoke signal* there
ok... now my news... for the 3 people that still read this thing... ok... so... now... everyone think back to 2 years and like... 6 months ago... when I did my Army contract.... when I was at MEPS enlisting... part of my contract was that... cuz of the job I had... once I was a civilian again... they were supposed to hook me up with a job for the LAPD... remember... remember how trilled I was with this... yes... good... now... remember how that all went away cuz I'm a fucking loser... good now... guess what... IT DIDN"T ... HAHAHAHAHA!!!... guess ... GUESS what I got in the mail yesterday... ALL THIS SHIT FROM THE LAPD... like ... forms... and instructions... and STUFF!!!... JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN !!!...
lol sorry... none of you have ANY idea how happy this makes me... This is the job I've wanted my ENTIRE life... since I was 8... 8!!!... and like... all I have to do is pass 9 simple little tests and police academy... oh... and turn 21... BUT HOLY SHIT... I ... can't even think... I don't even know what to do... like... omg... in 6 months... I might be living in LA... shooting people... holy shit... ONE step closer to Adam Sandler... but anyway... like... Yeah... I'm so confused... I don't know if I want to like... just... jump right into this... or... like... I was really planning on going back into the service first... but... if I don't need to then FUCK! I really don't know what to do... I'm really happy tho... and my mother is already going insane... cuz she thinks I'm leaving like... tomorrow... which... I would if I could... but not yet...
ok... well... I'm calmer now... and not as excited... but still happy... I think I'll go sleep on this... even tho its like... 4 something... I don't care... I'm beat... cuz my boss' are in the damn Bahamas... fuckin Bahamas...
peace...
oh...
*Perc about moving to L.A. # 705* THEY HAVE PALM TREES THERE
ok... now my news... for the 3 people that still read this thing... ok... so... now... everyone think back to 2 years and like... 6 months ago... when I did my Army contract.... when I was at MEPS enlisting... part of my contract was that... cuz of the job I had... once I was a civilian again... they were supposed to hook me up with a job for the LAPD... remember... remember how trilled I was with this... yes... good... now... remember how that all went away cuz I'm a fucking loser... good now... guess what... IT DIDN"T ... HAHAHAHAHA!!!... guess ... GUESS what I got in the mail yesterday... ALL THIS SHIT FROM THE LAPD... like ... forms... and instructions... and STUFF!!!... JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN !!!...
lol sorry... none of you have ANY idea how happy this makes me... This is the job I've wanted my ENTIRE life... since I was 8... 8!!!... and like... all I have to do is pass 9 simple little tests and police academy... oh... and turn 21... BUT HOLY SHIT... I ... can't even think... I don't even know what to do... like... omg... in 6 months... I might be living in LA... shooting people... holy shit... ONE step closer to Adam Sandler... but anyway... like... Yeah... I'm so confused... I don't know if I want to like... just... jump right into this... or... like... I was really planning on going back into the service first... but... if I don't need to then FUCK! I really don't know what to do... I'm really happy tho... and my mother is already going insane... cuz she thinks I'm leaving like... tomorrow... which... I would if I could... but not yet...
ok... well... I'm calmer now... and not as excited... but still happy... I think I'll go sleep on this... even tho its like... 4 something... I don't care... I'm beat... cuz my boss' are in the damn Bahamas... fuckin Bahamas...
peace...
oh...
*Perc about moving to L.A. # 705* THEY HAVE PALM TREES THERE