001 ★ arrival on a shooting star

[waddlepaddle]

Um, wow, golly... the computers are bright here. I didn't think they'd be that bright. It's a little funny? I think. Is it normal? Is it like TV? I've never had a computer before. Sorry.

Right, yeah. Hi. I'm Waddle Dee. If you want, you can call me Dee... I guess. I like that name. It's alright. Easy to say? Easy, sure.

[Uhhhh, what else does he

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[haselectrolytes]

I dunno 'bout riceballs, but you sure look sweet enough to eat.

[waddlepaddle]

[ASDF WHAT NO. Dee is very clearly frightened.]

But...

B-But...

But I'm not for eating, please don't hurt me, I promise I don't taste good. I think.

[haselectrolytes]

Way too easy....

Relax kid, I was just tryin' to give ya a scare.

[waddlepaddle]

I am sadly always too easy.

Oh, uh, really? [PHEW. Well, he's out of the woods now, right? Right?] Um... okay, but why would you do that? I mean, I dunno. Why?

[haselectrolytes]

In more ways then one~?

It's fun! What other reason do I need?

[waddlepaddle]

Contrary to popular belief, Waddle Dees can wear sexy stilettos on the street~

But... scaring people isn't nice. It makes people sad and stuff. Uh, I think. For some people. Maybe.