Waste of the Time
I got this from frog_songs. I haven't anything better to do.
1) Are you in a complicated relationship?: *sigh* It's honestly easier to count my simple ones.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?: I long for the days when I hated 3 or less people.
3) How many houses have you lived in?: Houses, but not apartments? 3.
4) Favorite candy bar?: O Henry. It's hard to get in America.
5) Are you naked?: Moreclothed than naked, I guess.
6) Have you ever tripped someone?: People used to beat me up as a child, and I sometimes too very petty vengence. I was young.
7) Least favorite school subject?: Art. My hands don't do ANYTHING they're told to.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?: Exactly what are you implying, meme?
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?: Many a time, usually when I was younger. I was a sick kid.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: Sex and writing techniques.
12) Favorite genre of music?: I dig rock n' roll music, and I'd love to get the chance to play... AND SING IT!
13) What is your zodiac sign?: Taurus on the Western one, Dog on the Chinese one.
14) What time were you born?: 5:27 AM.
15) Do you like beer?: I'm a little snobby about it, but if it's the right beer, I'll enjoy it.
16) Have you made a prank phone call?: A few times, with friends, when I was a kid.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?: I own no CDs, just an iPod. Ha-HA!!! I win, test.
18) Are you sarcastic?: Ooooooooooooooo.... that a REAL insightful question....
19) What are your favourite colors?: Green, black, blue, and sometimes red.
20) How many watches do you own?: None. Everything made by man now has a built in clock.
21) Summer or winter?: Winter, no contest. Fuck summer, and fuck bathing suits.
22) Is anyone in love with you?: I hope so, but tend to doubt it.
23) Favourite color to wear?: Black or white.
24) Pepsi or Sprite?: Sprite.
26) Where is your second home?: Either my first home is in Peterborough, and my second home is my parents house, or vice-versa. I can't decide.
27) Have you ever slapped someone?: Yes, but in my defense, fuck that guy.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?: None, but there's a monitor and TV, giving my room either a hacker or pervert or loser vibe.
30) How many video games do you own?: I don't think I own any.
31) What was your first pet?: I had two fish named Bert and Ernie. They died when I tried to feed them my apple juice.
32) Where do you want to live when you're older?: A house in the country with many large, loyal dogs.
33) Do looks matter?: Yup. Bunches.
34) Do you use chapstick?: Not for quite some time.
35) Name 3 teachers from highschool: Mr. Kapheim, Mr. Solberg, Mrs. Carson.
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?: ALL HUMAN CLOTHING IS DESPICABLE IN THE EYES OF MORBO!!!
37) Are you too forgiving?: I don't know about now, but I used to keep people around way past the point where they started sucking a lot.
38) How many children do you want?: No more than 3. Children require many things.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?: A few t-shirts.
40) Favourite breakfast meal?: Ham and cheese omelete with a side of corn beef hash. Yes, I'm
still that American.
41) Do you own a gun?: Nope, never will.
42) Ever thought you were in love?: Many a time.
43) When was the last time you cried?: 'Bout a week ago for craziness.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?: Read a book.
45) Olive Garden?: Good stuffs.
46) Have you ever called your teacher Mom?: Well, my mom was my teacher for a while, so yes.
47) Have you ever been in a castle?: Many, in Ireland.
48) Nicknames: Perry and Grizzly Adams when I had my giant beard.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?: No.
50) Ever been to Kentucky?: Yes.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?: No.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?: Yes.
53) Ever called somebody Boo?: I was born after 1948, so no.
54) Do you own a diamond ring?: No, and I plan not to.
55) Do you want to witness a tornado?: I have. Not again, please.
56) Are you happy with your life right now?: It's OK, but not really.
57) Do you like your hair?: It's pretty bitchin'.
58) Does anyone have a crush on you?: I would hope, but probably no.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?: Making friends at an new school
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?: No CDs. Don't you ever listen?!
62) Are your toenails painted?: No.
63) Are your fingernails painted?: No.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?: UNANSWERABLE!
65) Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex?: Brain and belly.
66) Are you afraid of the dark?: No, I kind of prefer it. But I'm not emo.
67) Have you ever eaten paste?: No.
68) Do you own a webcam?: Yes.
69) Do you make your bed?: No.
70) Ever broken a bone?: No, I feel like I'm missing something.
71) Are you religious?: If you count Taoism as a religion, then very much.
72) Do you chat on AIM often?: Quite frequently.
73) Pringles or Lays?: Neither.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?: Yup. A number of times.
75) Name a state you would like to visit: Alaska or Hawaii. I've been to the others.
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?: Unacceptable, quiz.
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?: Didn't want one.
78) Anyone ever called you a tease?: Not at all. So very far from it.
79) Do you have a birth mark?: No.
80) Where is this?: I don't understand.
81) Can you cook?: Not at all.
82) What are you allergic to?: Only rabbits. I used to have a lot of allergies, but then I got allergy shots for years, and now most of my allergies are gone.
83) Do you text message often?: Quite frequently.
84) Money or love?: First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women. Or so I'm told. I could be wrong.
85) Do you have any scars?: Nope.
86) What do you want more than anything right now?: A girlfriend. FUnny man has no joke.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?: I enjoy horror films like any other artistic medium... I dismiss 90% of it as crap, but revel in the remaining 10%.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?: I'm not a gum guy.
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?: It's a guilty pleasure.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?: They get progressively more sucky. I would have seen them all, except a robot showed up in number 5, and I left in anger.
92) Do you own a box of crayons?: No, they would mock me.
94) Who was the last person you said 'I love you' to?: Laura, 'cause I do.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?: Laura, 'cause she does.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?: Laura, 'cause I worry. Remember that complicated relationship question a while back?
97) How many phone numbers have you had?: I've lost count.
98) Who was the last person that texted you?: Nadine.
99) Who was the last person that called you?: Laura.
100) What do you do to pay the rent?: This government won't let me work, so I mainly thank God that my folks will send me money.
1) Are you in a complicated relationship?: *sigh* It's honestly easier to count my simple ones.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?: I long for the days when I hated 3 or less people.
3) How many houses have you lived in?: Houses, but not apartments? 3.
4) Favorite candy bar?: O Henry. It's hard to get in America.
5) Are you naked?: Moreclothed than naked, I guess.
6) Have you ever tripped someone?: People used to beat me up as a child, and I sometimes too very petty vengence. I was young.
7) Least favorite school subject?: Art. My hands don't do ANYTHING they're told to.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?: Exactly what are you implying, meme?
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?: Many a time, usually when I was younger. I was a sick kid.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: Sex and writing techniques.
12) Favorite genre of music?: I dig rock n' roll music, and I'd love to get the chance to play... AND SING IT!
13) What is your zodiac sign?: Taurus on the Western one, Dog on the Chinese one.
14) What time were you born?: 5:27 AM.
15) Do you like beer?: I'm a little snobby about it, but if it's the right beer, I'll enjoy it.
16) Have you made a prank phone call?: A few times, with friends, when I was a kid.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?: I own no CDs, just an iPod. Ha-HA!!! I win, test.
18) Are you sarcastic?: Ooooooooooooooo.... that a REAL insightful question....
19) What are your favourite colors?: Green, black, blue, and sometimes red.
20) How many watches do you own?: None. Everything made by man now has a built in clock.
21) Summer or winter?: Winter, no contest. Fuck summer, and fuck bathing suits.
22) Is anyone in love with you?: I hope so, but tend to doubt it.
23) Favourite color to wear?: Black or white.
24) Pepsi or Sprite?: Sprite.
26) Where is your second home?: Either my first home is in Peterborough, and my second home is my parents house, or vice-versa. I can't decide.
27) Have you ever slapped someone?: Yes, but in my defense, fuck that guy.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?: None, but there's a monitor and TV, giving my room either a hacker or pervert or loser vibe.
30) How many video games do you own?: I don't think I own any.
31) What was your first pet?: I had two fish named Bert and Ernie. They died when I tried to feed them my apple juice.
32) Where do you want to live when you're older?: A house in the country with many large, loyal dogs.
33) Do looks matter?: Yup. Bunches.
34) Do you use chapstick?: Not for quite some time.
35) Name 3 teachers from highschool: Mr. Kapheim, Mr. Solberg, Mrs. Carson.
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?: ALL HUMAN CLOTHING IS DESPICABLE IN THE EYES OF MORBO!!!
37) Are you too forgiving?: I don't know about now, but I used to keep people around way past the point where they started sucking a lot.
38) How many children do you want?: No more than 3. Children require many things.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?: A few t-shirts.
40) Favourite breakfast meal?: Ham and cheese omelete with a side of corn beef hash. Yes, I'm
still that American.
41) Do you own a gun?: Nope, never will.
42) Ever thought you were in love?: Many a time.
43) When was the last time you cried?: 'Bout a week ago for craziness.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?: Read a book.
45) Olive Garden?: Good stuffs.
46) Have you ever called your teacher Mom?: Well, my mom was my teacher for a while, so yes.
47) Have you ever been in a castle?: Many, in Ireland.
48) Nicknames: Perry and Grizzly Adams when I had my giant beard.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?: No.
50) Ever been to Kentucky?: Yes.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?: No.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?: Yes.
53) Ever called somebody Boo?: I was born after 1948, so no.
54) Do you own a diamond ring?: No, and I plan not to.
55) Do you want to witness a tornado?: I have. Not again, please.
56) Are you happy with your life right now?: It's OK, but not really.
57) Do you like your hair?: It's pretty bitchin'.
58) Does anyone have a crush on you?: I would hope, but probably no.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?: Making friends at an new school
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?: No CDs. Don't you ever listen?!
62) Are your toenails painted?: No.
63) Are your fingernails painted?: No.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?: UNANSWERABLE!
65) Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex?: Brain and belly.
66) Are you afraid of the dark?: No, I kind of prefer it. But I'm not emo.
67) Have you ever eaten paste?: No.
68) Do you own a webcam?: Yes.
69) Do you make your bed?: No.
70) Ever broken a bone?: No, I feel like I'm missing something.
71) Are you religious?: If you count Taoism as a religion, then very much.
72) Do you chat on AIM often?: Quite frequently.
73) Pringles or Lays?: Neither.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?: Yup. A number of times.
75) Name a state you would like to visit: Alaska or Hawaii. I've been to the others.
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?: Unacceptable, quiz.
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?: Didn't want one.
78) Anyone ever called you a tease?: Not at all. So very far from it.
79) Do you have a birth mark?: No.
80) Where is this?: I don't understand.
81) Can you cook?: Not at all.
82) What are you allergic to?: Only rabbits. I used to have a lot of allergies, but then I got allergy shots for years, and now most of my allergies are gone.
83) Do you text message often?: Quite frequently.
84) Money or love?: First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women. Or so I'm told. I could be wrong.
85) Do you have any scars?: Nope.
86) What do you want more than anything right now?: A girlfriend. FUnny man has no joke.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?: I enjoy horror films like any other artistic medium... I dismiss 90% of it as crap, but revel in the remaining 10%.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?: I'm not a gum guy.
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?: It's a guilty pleasure.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?: They get progressively more sucky. I would have seen them all, except a robot showed up in number 5, and I left in anger.
92) Do you own a box of crayons?: No, they would mock me.
94) Who was the last person you said 'I love you' to?: Laura, 'cause I do.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?: Laura, 'cause she does.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?: Laura, 'cause I worry. Remember that complicated relationship question a while back?
97) How many phone numbers have you had?: I've lost count.
98) Who was the last person that texted you?: Nadine.
99) Who was the last person that called you?: Laura.
100) What do you do to pay the rent?: This government won't let me work, so I mainly thank God that my folks will send me money.