Peterborough Haiku

[wabishtar]

Inspired by my accidental haiku, here are some haikus about Peterborough people.

"Fallout Boy is great!"
Nadine says this quite loudly.
So we must agree.

Evan drinks a lot.
Then calls Sean to abuse him.
Fuck you, Evan. No.

There is no catnip.
At the house where Aaron lives.
And yet, there are cats.

Ashley is quite smart.
"She makes us feel like the whore,"
Says her livejournal.

Brian is a nurse.
He might be a communist.
I don't really know.

Cody likes comics.
Because the real world sucks ass.
In it, no one flies.