MAO DEMANDS YOU AWAKEN!!!
I got one of the best birthday presents ever. A People's Liberation Army alarm clock. It was made by the communist party of China in the 60s, sold to the people, and it has an image of Mao and a bunch of PLA soldiers on it. Check it out.
What's that? Don't think my clock is awesome yet? Well, look at this video, where you can see that the guy in the lower right SHAKES HIS FIST!!!
Yea, that's right. I have the best clock. It has Mao and an angry PLA soldier on it, shaking his fist. Does your clock have anything even resembling this level of anger at capitalism? I don't think so. Look at your clock, compare it to mine, then destroy your clock in anger.
P.S. I'm aware the video quality sucks, but I shot it with my cell phone. I'll add a better video later.
What's that? Don't think my clock is awesome yet? Well, look at this video, where you can see that the guy in the lower right SHAKES HIS FIST!!!
Click to viewYea, that's right. I have the best clock. It has Mao and an angry PLA soldier on it, shaking his fist. Does your clock have anything even resembling this level of anger at capitalism? I don't think so. Look at your clock, compare it to mine, then destroy your clock in anger.
P.S. I'm aware the video quality sucks, but I shot it with my cell phone. I'll add a better video later.