conspiracy theories

Nov 23, 2012 10:32

Too close to the exams and I'm blogging
- I am on this note, so doomed for this round of exams and the fact that I don't even know what topics have been covered for banking is just one indication that I should be banned from doing anything else except studying #weeps

Anw, nirasha just uploaded deepavali photos and might i say - it seems that only unglamorous photos of me exist
WHERE ARE THE GLAM ONES. WHY AM I NEVER THE GLAM ONE
joongki said in an interview that he likes girls who are cute and sexy.. based on an article I just read and the recent photos I have seen, I am neither cute nor sexy - instead, i am boring and unglamorous - how to find cute korean husband like that?
(because i'm feeling funny - the solution is gangnam style!... okay because gangnam is where all the plastic surgery clinics are... it;s not far from the truth when people comment that i have a terrible sense of humour.. I really do.)

note that anything I say from this point on is said in jest.. and really because I'm bored, miss my friends too much and really shouldn't be doing this.



In this photo.. I look like i'm losing my balance, gill looks like her sari is dropping, connie is in her element (i.e. hiding), al looks like she did something naughty, prem looks like she's trying to look like prince, nicole.. is playing an air guitar, jocelyn is embarrassed to be caught with us.. and nirasha.. looks cute
SEE THE BIAS. DO YOU SEE THE BIAS
WE ALL LOOK WEIRD EXCEPT THE CUTE UPLOADER.

... my modules have all turned me into one heck of a conspiracy theorist.



also.. based on this photo
how to look like demure chindian girl!?
I'M SURE THERE WAS ONE OF ME SMILING?! NO!?
well.. never mind.. the sari looks pretty and for all interested it was only $20 from tekka market! god bless cheap sari clothes!

While i'm on my conspiracy theorist streak..



llook at how chio prema's photo is!!!

& then compare (to the only other unglam photo I could find)



nicxy looks like she's about to sneeze!

NIRASHA WHY YOU RAC**T!!
upload unglam photos of us poor (han writing in Jim Sleeper's conspriacy style) chinese girls but you upload chio photo of Prem
then nicole and I how.. got no profile picture worthy images!?



okay lah.. she chio here.

Anyway.. as you can tell, I'm bored out of my mind with exam preparations and while I can't wait for next week to arrive .. I actually know that I never want it to arrive because I am so unprepared + the hell that awaits me til dec 15 is not something I'm looking forward to either - weeps



happy (belated halloween)

so before I fail my exams all together


 

I leave you with my deep frown and best wishes that you, like me, have tonnes of snacks and goodies to tide you through this terrible period of exams and submissions
and if you, like delle, have none and are done with school...

I DO NOT LIKE YOU.

halloween, deepavali, ij girls

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